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**Saqwnht** · 03-11-2006, 07:00 AM

I just received this as a spam message title... Telling me that "If you've ever said this to yourself then we can help!"

Do people actually fall for this crap? Has anyone here ever thought, "Hey, my **** is too small, maybe I'll consult my inbox to order mystery pills from some dude off the internet?"

If you have, please speak up, I want to hear your reasoning! By doing this you've subjected us all to bigger **** schemes...

I'm perfectly happy with the size of my penis. I finally figured how to make it 8"...

Fold it in half.

[rofl]

**Efksqhyu** · 06-09-2009, 01:56 PM

If people didn't, you think they would keep spending money on these ads?

**Rapiddude** · 06-09-2009, 02:08 PM

If people didn't, you think they would keep spending money on these ads?

+1 [rofl]

**Dabdklwu** · 06-09-2009, 05:10 PM

I keep getting emails saying my penis is too big and I need a reduction

**Efksqhyu** · 06-09-2009, 05:35 PM

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1c2f6d3df30471

EDIT: I must say, the hot dog in that demonstration seemed to fit snugly in the buns.

**mr.videomen** · 06-09-2009, 07:21 PM

There aint enough pills on the planet to fix how small mine is.

**VYholden** · 06-09-2009, 09:07 PM

Never got an email like that ever. And for the people that fall for that cr@p, I can only laugh. I don't think there is anything that can increase the size of someone's penis. I think the best bet is a penis pump that works mediocre at best, or surgically get some tendons cut. That or lose weight if your larger then normal.

**DioraMoostebeers** · 06-09-2009, 11:00 PM

Idiocy.

I bet if horses were the worlds dominant intelligence.... They would be getting the same spam. (and probably a few would respond!)

"The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body."

Perhaps there would be a market for this amongst the chimp and Orangutan population?

**Dabdklwu** · 06-09-2009, 11:52 PM

Idiocy.

I bet if horses were the worlds dominant intelligence.... They would be getting the same spam. (and probably a few would respond!)

"The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body."

Perhaps there would be a market for this amongst the chimp and Orangutan population?

well the gorilla would be the best penis enlargement target in the Intelligence race as it has the smallest winky of all the apes/monkeys

**TSVIDeo** · 07-09-2009, 12:26 PM

"The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body."

This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category.

Have a laugh.

**VYholden** · 07-09-2009, 02:13 PM

This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category.

Have a laugh.

I actually cried in laughter at that video, purely awesome[thumbup][rofl]

**DioraMoostebeers** · 07-09-2009, 04:19 PM

This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category.

Have a laugh.

Tapirs are Primates?

**Roneyslelry** · 07-09-2009, 06:22 PM

Tapirs are Primates?

They're small, ugly, fat, hairy, and have an enormous penis..... So I suppose technically they're Ron Jeremy

**yasalaioqe** · 07-09-2009, 06:24 PM

This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category.

Have a laugh.

That was great, "This is the salt water Crocodile it, well......it sh*ts all over you." I now feel oddly inadequate though. [rofl]

**avappyboalt** · 09-09-2009, 01:25 PM

I keep getting ones asking: "You be the man big to make happy girl better sex fun?"

Just when I thought I be giving her a good sexual, they tell me I ain't the man big I thought I was!!

**Efksqhyu** · 09-09-2009, 01:32 PM

Have a laugh.

I say we hunt all of them to extinction to teach them a lesson.

**VYholden** · 09-09-2009, 04:46 PM

I keep getting ones asking: "You be the man big to make happy girl better sex fun?"

Just when I thought I be giving her a good sexual, they tell me I ain't the man big I thought I was!!

What

**Thomaswhitee** · 09-09-2009, 06:04 PM

What

Think about... all your base are belong to us.

**ptmQqoxw** · 09-09-2009, 08:01 PM

I just got one saying "Enlarge your Tool"

Man.... its tempting! I do need a bigger spanner!

**DioraMoostebeers** · 09-09-2009, 09:24 PM

They're small, ugly, fat, hairy, and have an enormous penis..... So I suppose technically they're Ron Jeremy

I immediately thought of this. Warning: almost as bad as South Park! (The movie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5usOx...&p=g5qn6YOenVY

03-11-2006, 07:00 AM	#1
Saqwnht Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 482 Senior Member	My penis is too small... I just received this as a spam message title... Telling me that "If you've ever said this to yourself then we can help!" Do people actually fall for this crap? Has anyone here ever thought, "Hey, my ** is too small, maybe I'll consult my inbox to order mystery pills from some dude off the internet?" If you have, please speak up, I want to hear your reasoning! By doing this you've subjected us all to bigger ** schemes... I'm perfectly happy with the size of my penis. I finally figured how to make it 8"... Fold it in half. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-09-2009, 05:35 PM	#5
Efksqhyu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...1c2f6d3df30471 EDIT: I must say, the hot dog in that demonstration seemed to fit snugly in the buns. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mr.videomen Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 408 Senior Member	There aint enough pills on the planet to fix how small mine is. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-09-2009, 09:07 PM	#7
VYholden Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 635 Senior Member	Never got an email like that ever. And for the people that fall for that cr@p, I can only laugh. I don't think there is anything that can increase the size of someone's penis. I think the best bet is a penis pump that works mediocre at best, or surgically get some tendons cut. That or lose weight if your larger then normal. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-09-2009, 11:00 PM	#8
DioraMoostebeers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	Idiocy. I bet if horses were the worlds dominant intelligence.... They would be getting the same spam. (and probably a few would respond!) "The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body." Perhaps there would be a market for this amongst the chimp and Orangutan population? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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06-09-2009, 11:52 PM	#9
Dabdklwu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 526 Senior Member	Idiocy. I bet if horses were the worlds dominant intelligence.... They would be getting the same spam. (and probably a few would respond!) "The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body." Perhaps there would be a market for this amongst the chimp and Orangutan population? well the gorilla would be the best penis enlargement target in the Intelligence race as it has the smallest winky of all the apes/monkeys Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-09-2009, 12:26 PM	#10
TSVIDeo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 416 Senior Member	"The human penis is both longer and thicker than that of any other primate both in absolute terms and in relative size to the rest of the body." This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category. Have a laugh. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-09-2009, 02:13 PM	#11
VYholden Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 635 Senior Member	This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category. Have a laugh. I actually cried in laughter at that video, purely awesome[thumbup][rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-09-2009, 04:19 PM	#12
DioraMoostebeers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category. Have a laugh. Tapirs are Primates? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-09-2009, 06:22 PM	#13
Roneyslelry Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 569 Senior Member	Tapirs are Primates? They're small, ugly, fat, hairy, and have an enormous penis..... So I suppose technically they're Ron Jeremy Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-09-2009, 06:24 PM	#14
yasalaioqe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 450 Senior Member	This statement is wrong. The Tapir actually beats the humans in this category. Have a laugh. That was great, "This is the salt water Crocodile it, well......it shts all over you.*" I now feel oddly inadequate though. [rofl] Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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avappyboalt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 329 Senior Member	I keep getting ones asking: "You be the man big to make happy girl better sex fun?" Just when I thought I be giving her a good sexual, they tell me I ain't the man big I thought I was!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Efksqhyu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 546 Senior Member	Have a laugh. I say we hunt all of them to extinction to teach them a lesson. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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VYholden Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 635 Senior Member	I keep getting ones asking: "You be the man big to make happy girl better sex fun?" Just when I thought I be giving her a good sexual, they tell me I ain't the man big I thought I was!! What Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ptmQqoxw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 544 Senior Member	I just got one saying "Enlarge your Tool" Man.... its tempting! I do need a bigger spanner! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-09-2009, 09:24 PM	#20
DioraMoostebeers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 513 Senior Member	They're small, ugly, fat, hairy, and have an enormous penis..... So I suppose technically they're Ron Jeremy I immediately thought of this. Warning: almost as bad as South Park! (The movie) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5usOx...&p=g5qn6YOenVY Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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