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**Ad0i89Od** · 07-29-2008, 02:07 AM

**purchasviagra** · 07-29-2008, 02:12 AM

Thank God they've got it wrong.

**adoreorerie** · 07-29-2008, 02:47 AM

http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/

**RussellPG** · 07-29-2008, 03:06 AM

Why isn't there a god?

**makemoneyonli** · 07-29-2008, 04:42 AM

Not short enough. Nice pic.

**ZIDouglas** · 07-29-2008, 04:48 AM

Use it, don't use it, eventually you will lose it, and I will be urinated on your graves. So... I gather you're into water sports?

EDIT: damn you, Mr Fun!

**Quonuttott** · 07-29-2008, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by DaShi
Why isn't there a god? Why ask for the absence of something that doesn't exist?

**avarberickibe** · 07-29-2008, 05:50 AM

Possibly.

**aliceingoogs** · 07-29-2008, 06:08 AM

Originally posted by Nostromo

So... I gather you're into water sports?

EDIT: damn you, Mr Fun!

**EnubreBense** · 07-29-2008, 12:02 PM

Short, but inaccurate FAQ.

**emorbimefed** · 07-30-2008, 02:39 AM

Originally posted by Nikolai
Short, but inaccurate FAQ.

Aren't most FAQs. Just look at the 'spoly FAQ.

**Zarekylin75** · 07-30-2008, 01:01 PM

I wish I were "retarted" every time I finish one. Those little pies just go way too quickly.

**EnubreBense** · 07-30-2008, 03:15 PM

Cybershy FAQ is actually really funny!

**Sydneyfonzi** · 07-30-2008, 04:08 PM

Cybershy

(and I'm an atheist!)

**corsar-caribean** · 07-30-2008, 04:50 PM

Because he made a funny joke?

**Nzmoafzn** · 07-30-2008, 05:05 PM

When everybody else takes the joke, you should consider that you're the one at fault.

**jeaccatty** · 07-30-2008, 05:31 PM

Come on -- it's pretty clever. He had the whole tired debate for us in FAQ form. That's worth a wry smirk at least. :smirk:

**freeringsf** · 07-30-2008, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Nikolai
When everybody else takes the joke, you should consider that you're the one at fault.

Hardly 'everybody'.

Granted, many people don't bother to read Cybershy's posts because they can make accurate predictions as to their value, and hence they won't comment.

I dragged myself through enough of it to extrapolate that it almost certainly wasn't funny.

**Apparpsmose** · 07-31-2008, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by Lorizael
Why is everyone so amused by what is, by CyberShy's own admission, a giant strawman argument?
Because everyone is stupid, except you.

Just one question to you: did you formulate a counter-argument to more then 10 of my FAQ-items in your head?

Sure, I suppose it's my "fault" I don't think the joke is funny.

You know the famous law of the public statement. It's either funny or true.
So if you say that my FAQ isn't funny then ....... it's apparantly true

I think it's annoying, and I think it repeats the same, tired old **** that's been rehashed here over and over again for years.

Isn't that the purpose of a FAQ?

I dragged myself through enough of it to extrapolate that it almost certainly wasn't funny.

'almost' sure?
So there's still hope for me

**b3JOkwXL** · 07-31-2008, 12:49 AM

What does the 'H' stand for? I always wanted to know.

Harold? Herbert?

I do get the bit about the stick, though.

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emorbimefed Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 443 Senior Member	Originally posted by Nikolai Short, but inaccurate FAQ. Aren't most FAQs. Just look at the 'spoly FAQ. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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jeaccatty Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 587 Senior Member	Come on -- it's pretty clever. He had the whole tired debate for us in FAQ form. That's worth a wry smirk at least. :smirk: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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freeringsf Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 501 Senior Member	Originally posted by Nikolai When everybody else takes the joke, you should consider that you're the one at fault. Hardly 'everybody'. Granted, many people don't bother to read Cybershy's posts because they can make accurate predictions as to their value, and hence they won't comment. I dragged myself through enough of it to extrapolate that it almost certainly wasn't funny. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Apparpsmose Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	Originally posted by Lorizael Why is everyone so amused by what is, by CyberShy's own admission, a giant strawman argument? Because everyone is stupid, except you. Just one question to you: did you formulate a counter-argument to more then 10 of my FAQ-items in your head? Sure, I suppose it's my "fault" I don't think the joke is funny. You know the famous law of the public statement. It's either funny or true. So if you say that my FAQ isn't funny then ....... it's apparantly true I think it's annoying, and I think it repeats the same, tired old **** that's been rehashed here over and over again for years. Isn't that the purpose of a FAQ? I dragged myself through enough of it to extrapolate that it almost certainly wasn't funny. 'almost' sure? So there's still hope for me Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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b3JOkwXL Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 497 Senior Member	What does the 'H' stand for? I always wanted to know. Harold? Herbert? I do get the bit about the stick, though. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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