[theonsushv]

Heres the latest:
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Rumours: Snook has seen Papa Bouba Diop "bling'd up like Bobby George and with an entourage that 50 Cent would be proud of" heading towards Everton. Despite helping Juve back into Serie A, an anonymoure texter has been "reliably informed" that Alessandro del Piero is going to Portsmouth. His mate's a security guard at Fratton Park. Nicky Shorey has been spotted at Upton Park by someone on 606 with a ridiculously long user name.


1251: MIDDLESBROUGH buy/AL-AHLY sell
A second Egyptain arrival at the Riverside this summer. It has been in the pipeline and 24-year-old midfielder Mohamed Shawky has finally put pen to paper on a £650,000 deal.

Squad selector: Will Shawky find a place in your Boro midfield?


1240: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson says he will not be making any new signings today. That must mean Klaas Jan Huntelaar is heading to City then and suggests 501Bowler didn't actually see Benni McCarthy shaking hands with United chief executive David Gill.


1229: SOUTHAMPTON buy/MIDDLESBROUGH sell
Jason Euell ends his short spell with Boro and moves to the south coast on a free deal.


1227: ASTON VILLA in on loan/WEST BROM out on loan
Happy days. The drought is over and Curtis Davies - who has been linked with most Premier League clubs in the last 12 months - has decided to take the short trip down the road to Villa Park.


Rumours: More Heathrow half-truths? Dylanrance's mate is a baggage handler and saw Ricardo Quaresma with Chelsea officials. Shaun Maloney has been spotted at Celtic by pretty much everyone in Glasgow. Jermain Defoe has been seen pretty much everywhere. And Morten Gamst Pedersen has parked his car two streets away from White Hart Lane according to Paul. Why is he scratching around for loose change instead of using the car park at the ground?



Rumours: Some times for your diary. Alex T has dropped us a line via 81111 to let us know Deco, Abdoulaye Faye, Habib Beye are due to meet their new team-mates at 1400 BST. Jermain Defoe will have a medical at Blackburn at 1400 BST - inside knowledge from Steve P. Bigmanjol shares the news on 606 that "a big deal will happen at the Lane" at 1530 BST. Darren Fletcher will be announced as a Derby player at 1600 BST.

[alecaf]

All I want is Klas Jan Huntelaar to Man Utd. If that happens then I'll feel a lot more confident about this season.

Although Fergie said he won't be making anymore signings .... Brilliant, we have two centre forwards in Tevez and Roney, one of whom is out for another 6 weeks, Saha who can't stay fit for more than 5 matches and two players who are more accustomed to reserve football....D'OH!

[nabsgood]

All I want is Klas Jan Huntelaar to Man Utd. If that happens then I'll feel a lot more confident about this season.

1240: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson says he will not be making any new signings today. That must mean Klaas Jan Huntelaar is heading to City then and suggests 501Bowler didn't actually see Benni McCarthy shaking hands with United chief executive David Gill. See quote.

[theonsushv]

Rooney is apparently making a "speedy recovery" and might be back in 3 week! [thumbup] [thumbup]

Ronaldo is back for their game after Sunderland too.

Anderson is set to make his debut too.

Tevez, Anderson, Rooney, Saha (he's on the bench against Sunderland) ... then we have Giggs and Ronaldo who chip in with many goals.

Throw Scholes in the mix too and Nani.

I would, however, like to see and out 'n' out striker ... Saha, like u said, is too injury prone. A strong wind injures him.

[retyopj]

Been having a good chuckle at work due to that page, even been thinking about texting in our own made up rumours

[nabsgood]

Been having a good chuckle at work due to that page, even been thinking about texting in our own made up rumours

I'll do it, what do you want me to say?

[retyopj]

We were trying to think of something funny regarding Frank Lampard going somewhere, sadly we couldn't come up with anything half believable

Then our resident Chelsea fan caught wind of it and got all upset [rofl]

[theonsushv]

Frank Lampard wants to move to Barcelona because they'll pay him €100 million. Unfortunately Frank Snr had to step in and make his son aware that's less than £100 million.