[FelixQY]

A spider just fell on me! Holy **** god damn I hate spiders!

Oh god I can still feel it!



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[LypeReexy]

You're lucky you live in 1900+, if it was any other time Darwinism would have taken its toll on you.

[FelixQY]

You're lucky you live in 1900+, if it was any other time Darwinism would have taken its toll on you.

ON ME


LANDED ON ME!

[Zenthachall]

i hate spiders just as much, if not more then the next guy. but come on are you sure you have testicles? and if so, are you sure they are working?
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[LeaderBiz]

It probably thought you were a girl.

[FelixQY]

It probably thought you were a girl.

Funny man

[LeaderBiz]

Funny man

Do you actually look at your posts? Or does the inner woman write them for you?

Seriously.

[LypeReexy]

Rename the thread to "Take Turns Shitting in Acarney's Mouth".

[FelixQY]

Dude, it’s not like it just ran across my desk or crawled up my wall or something. It landed ON me while I was at the computer! It landed on up near my collar too, not just on my pants or something!

Did I mention I’m not a fan of spiders? I’ll let them crawl around on the wall behind my computer all they want but crawling on me, not cool.

Edit: Rather, I’m not a fan of any insect falling on me out of the blue.

[crumoursegemo]

I'm with acarney, I hate spiders, I'd scream like a baby if the bloody things fell on me.

[FelixQY]

I'm with acarney, I hate spiders, I'd scream like a baby if the bloody things fell on me.

I didn’t scream, I just got that feeling for the next twenty minutes that I had something crawling on me!

[FelicitaJ]

I feel ya buddy! I really HATE spiders. I stress the word hate. If i see any spider i will go out of my way to kill the *******. And yes.. i scream like a girl when i see one, but that frightened scream turns into a scream of rage as i do everything within my power to erase that spider from existence.

I hate spiders. Oh and black widows live outside my house. I've caught two so far in my house.

[nushentelve]

Without spiders, your house would be crawling with other, nastier (!) insects.

[Dilangos]

Just swat/squish it, move on. Spiders are generally harmless and tend to kill those pesky annoying bugs.

[Dyerryjex]

What a pussy [rolleyes]

[crumoursegemo]

Just swat/squish it, move on. Spiders are generally harmless and tend to kill those pesky annoying bugs.

I never kill em, I just get the missus to throw em outside

[k5wTvu9f]

Well this one time I had my legs in an old cupboard thing which my computer was sitting on, and I felt something crawl up my leg. After jumping about like a tit this big spider fell out of my trouser leg. That was quite a disturbing event, even though I'm not that scared of spiders. However I didn't feel compelled to create a dramatic thread about it, because that would be stupid.

Seriously, you must realise you'll get these type of responses. What do you expect us to say? "Omg that must have been so scary, are you allright? Do you want to chat about it on MSN?"

[lionsiy]

Well, im not a fan of spiders either, they make me tingly and I get that "Fight or Flight" sense, but I also know that they help out with keeping pesky bugs away, and typically they just kinda do their own thing.

As for it FALLING on you, one time in Virginia I felt something soft and squishy land on my face when I was sleeping, I woke up turned on the light and there was a spider laying on my pillow, two of its legs mangled. I was all scared and itchy, but I picked it up and put it outside, I knew that it hadnt meant to "attack" me......

Give em a break!!!

[Pa33anger]

Mods, could you please change the title? I meant to say this earlier, Acarney's thread titles have been bugging me. The christian inside me gets offended to such titles as "Jesus ****ing **** **** holy crap!" and I believe excess blasphemous talk shouldn't be allowed in a thread title out in the open.

[FelixQY]

Mods, could you please change the title? I meant to say this earlier, Acarney's thread titles have been bugging me. The christian inside me gets offended to such titles as "Jesus ****ing **** **** holy crap!" and I believe excess blasphemous talk shouldn't be allowed in a thread title out in the open.

Oy vey! You must be joking! Anyway, the spiders don’t do crap around here, I’ve captured at least 30 of them in this mug that’s on the bookcase down here, they just fing take over the place since I’m downstairs and my grandparents haven’t got the house sprayed in like 35 years!