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Apologies if this offends any irish people or if it's a repost, well no apologies for repost as I've not heard it before.

Must be said in a strong irish tinkers voice, I heard this on radio one and thought it was good enough for a post.

Irish man calls the police and say says
"Bejesus, I just found a sandwich on the floor wit two wires sticking out of it"
Police man says
"was it tickin"
Irish man says
"No, I tink it was beef"


Remember the irish accent