[L8fGLM4d]

http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/...lish-teachers/

One of my favorites:
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

[Cheaperisdeeper]

Not so bad. Some of them are stretches though. (stretching to be funny)

[Nurfzerne]

Hahahaha those are hilarious. One of my favs:

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

[AsmViktor]

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. [rofl] That's great!

[tigoCeree]

They're funny but they weren't written by any students anywhere. I'd suggest that those were all written by one person.

From the school of Douglas Adams: The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

Best one: Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

[CoiI8XIj]

My fav: 4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

[teewHettive]

At least if real, they were not from British "English high school teachers".

Very funny nonetheless, They certainly cheered me up!

[darieBarexish]

Quite amusing, not the best. Some of my english teachers at High School had better ones for sure. Need to hunt around for some, will post back later with results [yes]

[casinochniks]

reminds me of my favorite one from the series Blackadder:

"Slower than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping".

[viawbambutt]

reminds me of my favorite one from the series Blackadder:

"Slower than an asthmatic ant with heavy shopping".

classic show