[leoto5Fm]

I know it's April 1st, and I must confess I thought I had been pranked... Unfortunate point was she was life-threatening serious. A girl walks in with a notebook under her arm..... Me: May I assist you to? Lady: Yeah, I want my laptop to be fixed by you. Me: OK, what appears to be the issue? Lady: It'll not go on the web, the instant won't connect with our switch. Me: OK, allows only take a look. *Laptop accumulates and links to the course instant fine* Hmm, it appears good. Perhaps you have ensured your modem is working? Lady: Yes, we tried my siblings notebook also and that will not link both. Me: Therefore neither yours or your siblings can link? Lady: Yes, and it works great at her home so it must certanly be my notebook. Me: Number, I'd state much more likely your modem is often defective or requirements resetting. Lady: Number, it's the notebook, it'll not keep in touch with the modem. Me: But neither will your siblings? Lady: *lets out a heavy sigh* Yes, I stated that. Have you been a bit slow dear? Me: Excuse? Lady: Look have you been likely to repair my notebook or not? Me: So far as I will see there's nothing wrong with it.... Lady: OH FOR.... *looks prepared to begin screaming but requires a heavy breath* Fine, Fine. I'll go to somone who knows what they're doing! She stomped down and about 2 minutes later the manager came out from the store with an enormous smile on his face. Director: What did you tell her? Me: *I review the discussion* Director: Oh right, as she was leaving she explained "I am all for equal opportunity but REALLY, in the event you be using somone with learning problems as a technician?" Me: Facepalm* & *Sigh Director: *laughing* Hope you understand you're in for a great month of **** for this!