[Starichok]

Would you stop obsessing about my penis, please?

[EmpaccalGah]

The film-maker gave a number of women some modelling clay and asked them to make a 1:1 scale model of their ideal penis. Without fail, they all made something that looked more suited to battering down walls in medieval times rather than something that could be realistically attached to a human being. And there ya go.

-Arrian

[golfmenorca]

Lazarus, before you get bombared by crude comments and jokes at your expense, allow me to try and have a meaningful conversation first (thus making myself a target as well).

One thing that confuses the heck out of me is the woman's attitude towards penis size. I have always thought it was merely a male vanity. Like you have said, women are always bragging about wanting a large size, but in several polls, women have complained how a large penis actually hurts. Are women merely caught up in the hype as well? Would a woman who says, "I like small penises" be ridiculed as much as a man who says he has a small penis?

[avappyboalt]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I was watching a documentary last night about penises. I never would have suspected it from this poster.

[Kokomoxddcvcv]

Inserting butt fat into your penis is permagay.

[RayFairhurst]

It might've been Roman. Memory... hazy... college...

edit: cookie for Patroklos. It was indeed from Pompeii:

One of the most famous images of Priapus is that from the House of the Vettii in Pompeii; it is a wall fresco in which Priapus is weighing his phallus against a bag full of money and it appears that his phallus is heavier. And I was doubly wrong, because it's not the scales of justice...

-Arrian

[uaodnabnjz]

Originally posted by Starchild
What channel was this on Laz?
I think it was BBC3.

[tobaccoman]

That has to be BS, unless your rocking a 13 incher length really shouldn't matter for pain. There is plenty of room in that dimension, it is girth that would be painful.

I would be more interested in average girth studies than length as far as when things become uncomfortable for the women.

[flielagit]

I thought they liked girthier penises as well Both are good, length allows the more adventurous manuevors and better rythum, girth provides the actually feeling.

But I would imagine the comfort levels for girth are much eaiser to push than length.

[Abarricoss]

I thought that length mattered a bit, as in you want it to be longer then 4 inches. (something about the gspot?)

JM

[floadaVonfoli]

Large ones are important to have so you don't have to bother with going down on a girl.

[trilochana.nejman]

So there is a size limit it seems, so is it just in the woman's head that they seem to want a larger size? There eyes are bigger then their vagina?

[herrdwq]

[mirvokrug]

I thought this thread was gonna be about large winkie smilies.

Course, it could still be in a why are you winking kind of way.

[ConoMadura]

Originally posted by Lancer
My pecker is the size my pecker is. But if you went for the fat injections you could have an obese pecker.

[LomodiorCon]

Let's work on that shall we?

[itepearce]

I think (from my swimming pool locker room experience) that all penises are more or less the same size, around 15 centimeters, a few centimeters more, a few less I dont think would make a big difference in how it feels,
This penis size issue only matters for those who have it very big or veyr small imo

[Vegeinvalge]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
4- Classical Greeks didn't rate big penises at all. They were reckoned to be a sign of stupidity and brutishness. Just be glad the fad these days isn't for eunichs, eh?

[BopeDolaNeone]

Originally posted by Elok


Swimming pool locker room, y'say...I don't suppose you've seen the relevant episode of "Seinfeld?"
No

[eljugadordepoquer]

One less thing to worry about.