Yo mamma!
 

BrooklynRider's mom is so fat, she uses a tractor tire for a bangle bracelet! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.png

BR's mama is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

BR's mama so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ilies/cool.png

Omega's mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.


Zippy's mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.


Stache's mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.


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BR's momma is so stupid, she wrote this joke.........




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Ninja's mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama (and you know who you are), is so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.