Breast implants
 

Thanks for that.

Well. Not the first time I've seen that picture.

Gouging out my eyes should be so much more easier the second time around.

only smarties have the answer

Nobody that old looks good in a bathing suit. Nobody.

while no old people look 'good', most don't look that scary.

You gotta wonder if those with breast implants live as long as those without. Not so much the implants themselves, but the lifestyle one who gets implants wants to lead might be a bit harder than those without.

Not pictured, her vaginoplasty work.