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Old 03-23-2010, 09:48 AM   #21
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:49 AM   #22
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:49 AM   #23
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:49 AM   #24
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DolemFist invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Chuck Noris invented pink.
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:50 AM   #25
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:51 AM   #26
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:53 AM   #27
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, DolemFist lives in Oklahoma.
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:53 AM   #28
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There is no chin behind DolemFist's beard. There is only another fist.
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:53 AM   #29
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:55 AM   #30
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:55 AM   #31
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:56 AM   #32
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Some people wear Chuck Noris pajamas. Chuck Noris wears DolemFist pajamas.
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:56 AM   #33
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:57 AM   #34
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Simply by pulling on both ends, DolemFist can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Old 03-23-2010, 09:58 AM   #35
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Old 03-23-2010, 10:00 AM   #36
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DoleFist's #1 export is pain.
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Old 03-23-2010, 10:00 AM   #37
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Old 03-23-2010, 10:01 AM   #38
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DolemFist proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
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Old 03-23-2010, 10:01 AM   #39
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It wasn't a meteorite or ice age, the dinosaurs just owed DolemFist money.
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Old 03-23-2010, 10:02 AM   #40
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