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• COGC wishes Member Gene Turner a quick recovery. Gene broke his arm while playing golf in the rain recently. We are quite sure he can still enjoy one of his favorite activities which only requires one arm while he is in rehab.

http://www.craborchardgolfclub.com/news.php

I can't wait to see Gene.

Gonna check him for hairy palms?

Thats funny

If I ever break my arm I'm damn sure not going to tell anyone in the pro shop about it.

Not now.

That's hysterical.

Somebody remind me how to take a screenshot. I've got to get proof of this before it's changed or taken down.

Print screen button. I can't remember if it's with the shift held down or not.

CTRL+PrtScr.

I usually then paste it into a word document.

Shift does the entire screen, and Ctrl does the current window. Or maybe its the other way around, I forget.

CTL + F4 works for my screen shots.

Nice.

Is Gene a bowler?

Card player I think.

OMG that is funny.

Reminds me of the true story when I approached a construction worker in my neighborhood with a ladder and wanted him to clean out a gutter. I came up and said "want to earn a quick $20?"

Oops.

was he wearing short tight jean shorts and a tank top? were you?

I won't dignify that post with a comment.


OK ok he was all sweaty and stuff.

This will never die. I'm sitting in the bar yesterday and Turner came in after his round and had a beer at the bar.
He got up to leave and said "I'm going to go try and do something I'm good at"

A shout from the back room said "That thing you can do with only one arm?"

Hilarious!