Remind you of anyone you know?
 

Friend of mine belongs to a private club. About 5 grand to get in, $125/month to stay, these days.

He was telling me the story about a member who got a little too loose after a round and drinks. The flirting with the waitress went a little too far, with him apparently lifting her blouse, exposing her bra/breast area briefly.

She sued for sexual harassment and they ended up kicking his ass out of the club.

You can't get sued and kicked out if they raise their own blouses for you, can you?
What if they accidentally rub a tit in your face for about 30 seconds while they're sitting your drink down?

I bet you hate it when that happens.

It makes me feel so used, just like a piece of meat with cash.

All depends on your point of view. And hers.

AND the witnesses.

Doesn't count if she becomes your wife.

I've posted about my yearly Tunica trip. They go in the spring and fall, I've only went in the fall 3 times now. Before I started going this story took place and the guys told it to me.

A man I play golf with sometimes was on the trip and him and some guys run into Memphis and go to a strip club. He's getting a lap dance from this girl almost young enough to be his granddaughter and she says "I think I know you, you sure look familiar."

His wife is a teacher and it turns out that his wife taught this girl in 5th grade, or some grade school grade. He was taken quite aback. He lives in a small town anyway.

He's Pentecost and someone told me that his wife had to get up in front of the whole church and confess her sin of being a bad wife one time. He got caught fucking around and that meant she wasn't doing her job as a wife, so she had to get up in front of the church and apologize.