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**Equackasous** · 10-25-2005, 07:00 AM

BlackOyster them jokes are fantastic!!! I've never in the time that i've been living on this planet ever heard such fantastic jokes!!!!! Why i have been rushed to hospital to have my sides sewn up after splitting them in the hilarity that followed the afore mentioned Dracula jokes!!! I prostrate myself in front of you for your general comedic value!!!!!!!!! How's that?

Actually, this reply was funnier than anything I posted. Good job, Gazza! :biglaugh:

**Tryphadz** · 10-28-2005, 07:00 AM

Come on, y'all. Be nice, in keeping with the spirit of the season. LOL

**AnIInWon** · 11-27-2005, 07:00 AM

What does Dracula do when he's camping in the woods?

Builds a vamp-fire.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a werewolf?

Either a bat that chases cars or a fur collar that attaches itself to your neck.

Why didn't Frankenstein ever finish college?

His extension cord was too short.

What is Dracula's favorite song?

It Might Be Blue Bayou, But It's Red By Me;

What did Dracula ask a girl at a dance?

May I have the necks vaults?

How did the mummy's athletic competition turn out?

In a tie.

What's Dracula's other favorite song?

I Wish They All Could Be Transylvania Ghouls

**imporrilk** · 01-22-2006, 07:00 AM

Come on, y'all. Be nice, in keeping with the spirit of the season. LOL

I'm sorry

You know you always make me laugh.

BUT you can do better then this

Besides, you know I like to give ya a hard time

BlackOyster them jokes are fantastic!!! I've never in the time that i've been living on this planet ever heard such fantastic jokes!!!!! Why i have been rushed to hospital to have my sides sewn up after splitting them in the hilarity that followed the afore mentioned Dracula jokes!!! I prostrate myself in front of you for your general comedic value!!!!!!!!! How's that?

Yeah I was rushed to the hospital over these as well

**praboobolbode** · 02-27-2006, 07:00 AM

It appears Dracula may not be at the very cutting edge of comedy nowadays!

**Qnpqbpac** · 03-03-2006, 07:00 AM

Which monster is the best dancer?

The Boogie Man

**Lgcjqxlw** · 04-28-2006, 07:00 AM

Did you get these from a Laffy Taffy wrapper?

**VogsHoock** · 07-09-2006, 07:00 AM

alot of those jokes i heard when i was little.. and they still hold up in today's laugh world

**Licacivelip** · 07-10-2006, 07:00 AM

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Boo-berry pie!

I really loved the jokes Black Oyster. I'm a big fan of puns and knock-knock jokes.

**kimaddison** · 08-06-2006, 07:00 AM

BlackOyster them jokes are fantastic!!! I've never in the time that i've been living on this planet ever heard such fantastic jokes!!!!! Why i have been rushed to hospital to have my sides sewn up after splitting them in the hilarity that followed the afore mentioned Dracula jokes!!! I prostrate myself in front of you for your general comedic value!!!!!!!!! How's that?

**corkBrobe** · 09-24-2006, 07:00 AM

oh man.

I think I'm laughing more on how lame those are.

10-25-2005, 07:00 AM	#1
Equackasous Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 468 Senior Member	BlackOyster them jokes are fantastic!!! I've never in the time that i've been living on this planet ever heard such fantastic jokes!!!!! Why i have been rushed to hospital to have my sides sewn up after splitting them in the hilarity that followed the afore mentioned Dracula jokes!!! I prostrate myself in front of you for your general comedic value!!!!!!!!! How's that? Actually, this reply was funnier than anything I posted. Good job, Gazza! :biglaugh: Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-28-2005, 07:00 AM	#2
Tryphadz Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 475 Senior Member	Come on, y'all. Be nice, in keeping with the spirit of the season. LOL Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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11-27-2005, 07:00 AM	#3
AnIInWon Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 556 Senior Member	Monster Jokes What does Dracula do when he's camping in the woods? Builds a vamp-fire. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? Either a bat that chases cars or a fur collar that attaches itself to your neck. Why didn't Frankenstein ever finish college? His extension cord was too short. What is Dracula's favorite song? It Might Be Blue Bayou, But It's Red By Me; What did Dracula ask a girl at a dance? May I have the necks vaults? How did the mummy's athletic competition turn out? In a tie. What's Dracula's other favorite song? I Wish They All Could Be Transylvania Ghouls Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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01-22-2006, 07:00 AM	#4
imporrilk Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 461 Senior Member	Come on, y'all. Be nice, in keeping with the spirit of the season. LOL I'm sorry You know you always make me laugh. BUT you can do better then this Besides, you know I like to give ya a hard time BlackOyster them jokes are fantastic!!! I've never in the time that i've been living on this planet ever heard such fantastic jokes!!!!! Why i have been rushed to hospital to have my sides sewn up after splitting them in the hilarity that followed the afore mentioned Dracula jokes!!! I prostrate myself in front of you for your general comedic value!!!!!!!!! How's that? Yeah I was rushed to the hospital over these as well Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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02-27-2006, 07:00 AM	#5
praboobolbode Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	It appears Dracula may not be at the very cutting edge of comedy nowadays! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Qnpqbpac Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 472 Senior Member	Which monster is the best dancer? The Boogie Man Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Lgcjqxlw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 480 Senior Member	Did you get these from a Laffy Taffy wrapper? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-09-2006, 07:00 AM	#8
VogsHoock Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 524 Senior Member	alot of those jokes i heard when i was little.. and they still hold up in today's laugh world Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-10-2006, 07:00 AM	#9
Licacivelip Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 408 Senior Member	What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! I really loved the jokes Black Oyster. I'm a big fan of puns and knock-knock jokes. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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08-06-2006, 07:00 AM	#10
kimaddison Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	BlackOyster them jokes are fantastic!!! I've never in the time that i've been living on this planet ever heard such fantastic jokes!!!!! Why i have been rushed to hospital to have my sides sewn up after splitting them in the hilarity that followed the afore mentioned Dracula jokes!!! I prostrate myself in front of you for your general comedic value!!!!!!!!! How's that? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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09-24-2006, 07:00 AM	#11
corkBrobe Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 435 Senior Member	oh man. I think I'm laughing more on how lame those are. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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