[prowsnobswend]

Here's my wardrobe woes that are only pretend woes since they are each giggle causing and give me a glimmer of glee in my orbs....



I wear baggier clothing, as a lot of people walking around with some excess tonnage do, which means that any weight loss makes me look ridiculous.

Mainly shirts are my problem. I have long arms, so I have to buy bigger shirts so my ape arms are not dangling out only covered to my mid-forearm. Then I have my expansive gut, which I am not a fan of having peek out of the bottom of my shirt. Both these things make me wear shirts that are so long that they could double as a kilt. The droop under the armpit, of excess material, results in lifting the shirt (shirt making bastards...it's a conspiracy) that lifts up the bottom.

My rotundness, and lack of discernible booty makes my pants fall down on a normal day (please see the aforesaid belly comments), so they ride low unless I have them tight, or wear a belt...and the belt digs into my stomach when I sit. Since I wear them so low, they are normally too long in the leg.

My belt is too long, which is making me look like I have a constant erection as it pops out of the next loop past the normal place the end hides in.

I have lost sizes in my shoes since I started losing weight as well, which has made me toss out a pair of shoes that were trying to trip me. Must have bought them in the clown shoe department. Down to a size 14, and that's even a bit roomy now. I'm happy about this since that means I might be able to actually walk into a non-specialty store at some point and buy a pair of shoes.

That being said, I'm happy that at some point I'll be able to just buy clothing at someplace other than a specialty store designed for the Overly Fluffy.

My helmet and baseball hat (rarely wear it unless I'm feeling particularly lazy) are roomy on my head.

I bought a motorcycle jacket last summer, and at the cost of that armoured beast I'm going to have to wear my parka under it to fit it when I ride this summer.

Just had to get my ring re-sized.

Sadly I'm not in the tax bracket to just re-buy a complete wardrobe.

It's hard to win in the clothing department

[Hixinfineedom]

Giggling...

[Sandra_18X]

Here's my wardrobe woes that are only pretend woes since they are each giggle causing and give me a glimmer of glee in my orbs....



I wear baggier clothing, as a lot of people walking around with some excess tonnage do, which means that any weight loss makes me look ridiculous.

Mainly shirts are my problem. I have long arms, so I have to buy bigger shirts so my ape arms are not dangling out only covered to my mid-forearm. Then I have my expansive gut, which I am not a fan of having peek out of the bottom of my shirt. Both these things make me wear shirts that are so long that they could double as a kilt. The droop under the armpit, of excess material, results in lifting the shirt (shirt making bastards...it's a conspiracy) that lifts up the bottom.

My rotundness, and lack of discernible booty makes my pants fall down on a normal day (please see the aforesaid belly comments), so they ride low unless I have them tight, or wear a belt...and the belt digs into my stomach when I sit. Since I wear them so low, they are normally too long in the leg.

My belt is too long, which is making me look like I have a constant erection as it pops out of the next loop past the normal place the end hides in.

I have lost sizes in my shoes since I started losing weight as well, which has made me toss out a pair of shoes that were trying to trip me. Must have bought them in the clown shoe department. Down to a size 14, and that's even a bit roomy now. I'm happy about this since that means I might be able to actually walk into a non-specialty store at some point and buy a pair of shoes.

That being said, I'm happy that at some point I'll be able to just buy clothing at someplace other than a specialty store designed for the Overly Fluffy.

My helmet and baseball hat (rarely wear it unless I'm feeling particularly lazy) are roomy on my head.

I bought a motorcycle jacket last summer, and at the cost of that armoured beast I'm going to have to wear my parka under it to fit it when I ride this summer.

Just had to get my ring re-sized.

Sadly I'm not in the tax bracket to just re-buy a complete wardrobe.

It's hard to win in the clothing department

LMAO swabby, you had me chuckling in front of the computer just now...I absolutely love the way your write. Keeping us in stitches most days!
first comment....you know what they say "when a mans feet are big........
second comment......how about getting some of the shirts tailored. You could have them shortened just enough, for very little. Belt, cut off the end and sharpie color it
I am glad I stalled on getting a new riding jacket. I may be able to wear a reg. womans size this summer (fingers crossed)
Never thought about the lid being to big
I hope this helps...good luck!

[Fegemiembendy]

first comment....you know what they say "when a mans feet are big........

Hmmm, no never heard that one. When a man's feet are big his shoes are big?

(innocence so pure he urinates milk)

second comment......how about getting some of the shirts tailored. You could have them shortened just enough, for very little. Belt, cut off the end and sharpie color it

Good ideas x2. Me likes it. It's only going to get worse after this round, so I guess I might have to listen to my best friend finally and buy new clothes. I the interim I will employ your ideas!