[PRengin]

I took my pitbull Zues to the store with and a lady pumping gas asked me if i fought him....umm NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lapsiks]

Yup, had that question asked of me as well, when I was at a high end vet in an upscale neighborhood with Madeleine years ago:

Woman seated next to me in the waiting room asks - out of the blue:

" Do you fight her? "

Me:

" No, she is Jewish and it's her day off ".


It was a Saturday, and that was the end of our brief 'conversation".

[VitaliyMurnov]

People used to ask me that same question when Mollie was like 3 months old...

[gogona]

Some people....

When my pup got spayed I was walking her outfront for potty breaks. She had her cone on and all. A few guys came out of the bar that's basically next to my house....as my little pup is wiggling and trying to get love all they could say was DAMNNNN looks like that dog has some serious fight in her. That's probably why she's gotta wear that thing on her head.

It was almost midnight, I'm 5 foot nothing, and they were three big drunk guys. Responding didn't seem like a good idea. I went inside...I still have no idea what they saw in nala that equalled a dog "full of fight"

[Terinalo]

Dumbass: "Have you fought him!?!?!!??!?"
Me: "He's a five time champion..... in jousting- it's the state sport."

[feedcomnet]

Yup, had that question asked of me as well, when I was at a high end vet in an upscale neighborhood with Madeleine years ago:

Woman seated next to me in the waiting room asks - out of the blue:

" Do you fight her? "

Me:

" No, she is Jewish and it's her day off ".


It was a Saturday, and that was the end of our brief 'conversation".

Dumbass: "Have you fought him!?!?!!??!?"
Me: "He's a five time champion..... in jousting- it's the state sport."

Best answers ever.

[Controller]

I think my boy had the best comeback he is a quick thinker.......SQUARE “do you fight your dog” HOMEBOY “naw but between me and you I think I can take him”

[irridgita]

I think my boy had the best comeback he is a quick thinker.......SQUARE “do you fight your dog” HOMEBOY “naw but between me and you I think I can take him”

lol im using that one next time!

[thegamexpertsdotcom]

I think my boy had the best comeback he is a quick thinker.......SQUARE “do you fight your dog” HOMEBOY “naw but between me and you I think I can take him”

One of the best ones I've heard yet! Love it!

[pupyississido]

I think my boy had the best comeback he is a quick thinker.......SQUARE “do you fight your dog” HOMEBOY “naw but between me and you I think I can take him”

Haha this is great. I may use something like that if someone ever asks me.. except with the way I look compared to Harley my answer would be "hell no he would kick my ass" haha but I thiink the way I look has a lot to do with why no one has asked me that lol

[PRengin]

Atleast the other lady in the car was going ooooh he's chocolate.

[sapedotru]

I worked in a bar n jade n I stopped by one day because I had left something so my boss meet me out front with it. Jade got out to say hi to him laid down upside down belly up so he could rub her belly and a few guys walked out and asked if I fought her. I couldn't respond to that considering my "big mean pit bull" is now laying on her back now snoring because someone rubbed her belly.

[irridgita]

"police knocked at my door saying that my dogs were chasing people on their bikes, I said it can't be my dogs, she said why, I said my dogs can't ride a bike."

[Kimeoffessyr]

I would have been like ...DUH YEAH!!!! I fight to keep him safe from idiots ...lol

[KellyLynchIV]

"police knocked at my door saying that my dogs were chasing people on their bikes, I said it can't be my dogs, she said why, I said my dogs can't ride a bike."

i love that one and the other comebacks posted on here