[Ferrotoral]

Ok.. let's hear it... the crazy, nutso, drive you up the wall things your dog does.....

I'll start

I'm on the computer, and Mollie is up the hall in the master bedroom barking. Not barking "at" anything, just one bark, every 10-20 seconds... you know, one of those, "Help me PLEEAASSSEEEE!!! I'm going to die in here" barks... So, being the "hero" that I am, I set out to go "save" my 75 pound, nearly 5 year old, had her since she was 5 weeks old, (so I know she's never lived a day of fear in her life) "baby".... Guess what I had to rescue her from????

She somehow managed to get into the bathroom, but there is a box fan in the doorway turned on and blowing the air that comes out the A/C in the bathroom into the bedroom... Fan's been there for over a year, every day, same place. She refused to walk around it... not because she "couldn't", but she "wouldn't" because... you know... it's a big monster and will eat her! So I had to go save her from a box fan (that she could have easily walked past, she just "wouldn't". Talk about pampered, scared little 75 pound baby! Such a goober dork!!!

[Solo3uc4]

The only thing that drives me up a wall is when Logan wants to lick his private part during the middle of the night and he makes these loud, slurping noises. I yell "LOGAN" and he immediately stops. He has also made a habit out of sitting on our recliner which he has never done before and managed to knock over our floor lamp when he jumped off the recliner.

Other than that, I can't complain.

[Ferrotoral]

Bella gets a full case of the Zoomies, and will go flying into the living room, and completely SCALE all the way over the recliner and make a diving leap to the couch... and hit it every time... never mind that half the time, she manages to turn the recliner over!!

[Ivanaishere]

Our furinture is constantly being rearrange by the dogs. Caesar does the loud licking that drives me nuts. Jezebel, JT and Pandora has the crazy habit of having to sleep underneath the blankets with me when I am sleeping at night or taking a nap. Hmmm...in the winter time Queen refusing to go outside without her jacket on. She will just stand by the door shivering and will not move. I put her jacket on and she will prance around for a little bit and then go in the backyard and do her business.

[Dwemadayday]

I could literally go on and on...

Riley? He makes these god awful whale noises whenever I leave him in the dog run or when I leave the room at daycare. Nevermind I come back in less than a minute, they are seriously just like a mating whale. When he's doing the humpty hump with other dogs, we call him a humpback whale...

Bubba...hmm...let's start off with his being a jerk-ness. Everytime I bring in a new dog, he feels the need to be a big fat jerk head. He doesn't always give a warning but he will always end up snapping at them and he's gotten a couple dogs. Stupid dog.

And Marina. She's so freaking sensitive. She hates to leave the house. She shuts down in the freaking wind blows too hard


bleh. It's a good thing they love me so much

[myspacecoo]

hmmm lets see what i dont like about my dogs.

isis: whinnes when we take her places, esp if she knows where we are going she just whimpers and whimpers in excitement and it drive me nuts! barks at the slightest noise and it is SUCH an annoying bark.

zahra: bolts out of her kennel and knocks stuff over on the way out galloping like a mini pony. she is also a possesive punk and thinks everything is hers and she can take it from all the dogs she pleases...grrr at least she respects me!

bowzer: he can be a jerk on lead, and doesnt want dogs anywhere near him. he is WAY overly protective over me and is easily excited. he can be a bit possesive too, esp if i am not watching him.

scarlett: she likes to stop listening to me and ignore me and than she is super sensative so when i come to get her she shuts down like 'i am so so so sorry!!' she is horrid when trying to move her, like if you try to move her body she will just go limp or push against you, it drives me nuts! other than that she is very sensative and easy to control and train.

now for my cat is a totally different story!! he is EVIL. I have to lock him up in a closet because he can open kennels, cabinets and drawers, and if left at night he will tear open bags of food, open cabinets and draws and pull things out and spread it through out the house, and will open dog kennels and let the dogs out. so i keep him in the closet with his food water and bed, and he tears up the carpet... he is EVIL!!

oh yea all my dogs eat stuff off the ground outside and it drives my more nuts than anything!!

[CoenceLomneedtrue]

One thing that I HATE that Cupcake does is when I go to feed her she makes these stupid noises like grunts. Then she spins in circles and tries to knock the bowl out of my hand so she can get the food. If you try to take the food away from her she plants both legs firmly outside the bowl and keeps her nose in it while you try to pick it up....oh how I hate i feeding time.

Brutus will whine and yelp like he is being killed if he can see me and I'm not paying attention to him. Its so bad that I can't keep the front door open anymore because if he sees me he will start up and not quit until I come out there...he keeps it up for HOURS.

My dogs are tards!

[DghtRdc]

My guys dont really annoy me much. Lance follows me everywhere so hes constantly under my feet. I usually end up spilling the water bowl trying to avoid stepping on him.

Jesse is a licking fool.. she cleans herself all the time so Im always hearing these slurping sounds.. drives me a bit batty.

[Switiespils]

I'm thinking...

Sweetie, I just can't deny it, and my husband would tell you, that I think everything Sweetie does is cute! LOL He jokes and says, "awwww look at her just lay there, isn't she cute!" Poopy head!

With Rose, the only thing that annoys me, though she smiles so much I end up laughing, is that she goes bonkers when I get the leash. She nearly starts bouncing off the walls! My shade on my front door is nearly shreaded. We're working on that though.

Ok, I thought of something about Sweetie...nope, that's cute too!--forget it! LOL

[EspnaConCam]

Odie when we go walking on leash because he wants to say Hi to every dog till he gets to the point where the other dog doesn't want to say hi to them. And the slurping noises when he's licking his balls.

[antonyandruleit]

Wow you all took the words right out of my mouth. My dogs do everything your dogs do.

Sophie’s biggest annoyance is her whining and her cover hogging. I don't mind her crawling under the comforter at night, it keeps me warm, but no when I wake up to no covers and hanging off the side of the bed cause the 70lbs dog decided to take my spot. Plus forget moving her. Once she is content she is dead weight and no matter what I do I can’t move her.

Boo is great but very pushy. He pushes out of his crate as soon as I open the door. He has to be the first one outside, he likes to be the leader and our house is not that big. I have fallen a bunch of times because I am trying to get to the living room and he pushes right past me and knocks me over. We are working on this.

[Muramoursuard]

The only thing that drives me up a wall is when Logan wants to lick his private part during the middle of the night and he makes these loud, slurping noises. I yell "LOGAN" and he immediately stops. He has also made a habit out of sitting on our recliner which he has never done before and managed to knock over our floor lamp when he jumped off the recliner.

Other than that, I can't complain.

Ruger does this. It's like he waits until we go to sleep.

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Wow you all took the words right out of my mouth. My dogs do everything your dogs do.

Sophie’s biggest annoyance is her whining and her cover hogging. I don't mind her crawling under the comforter at night, it keeps me warm, but no when I wake up to no covers and hanging off the side of the bed cause the 70lbs dog decided to take my spot. Plus forget moving her. Once she is content she is dead weight and no matter what I do I can’t move her.

Boo is great but very pushy. He pushes out of his crate as soon as I open the door. He has to be the first one outside, he likes to be the leader and our house is not that big. I have fallen a bunch of times because I am trying to get to the living room and he pushes right past me and knocks me over. We are working on this.

Good luck. You may want to try having him sit before you open the door. If he does "sit" and "stay" then you could start there.

[viagra-kaufen]

My little guy has recently become obsessed with rocks. One day my boyfriend and I were outside and Diesel was out with us and picked up a rock. My boyfriend caught him and told him no then took the rock out and put it back down and told him to leave it. Diesel just looked at him and then when my boyfriend turned his back he ran back to the rocks and grabbed another one and ran inside. Now everytime I walk him he always tries to pick up a rock and I have to tell him leave it each time. Now I just have become accustomed to saying it before we even get near rocks, lol..

[Dyslermergerb]

My Bubba goes crazy everytime he finds a turtle!

[Ferrotoral]

Yeah, Mollie is a total cover hog... and bed hog. I have a king size bed, but wake up every morning hugging the edge. And she gets under the covers, right up against me, and suffocates me... then she gets hot, starts panting, but won't come out from under the covers.

If there is something on the stove that she wants,.... i.e., pork chops or chicken, she will sit in front of the stove and bark/whine constantly... drives me nuts.

Mollie also will not go outside when it's raining, without her rain slicker...

Bella is just like a bull in a china shop.. she doesn't really drive me nuts, but she always cracks me up!

Thanks guys.... I needed those laughs!

[Tazqoaap]

Mimi will sit close to someone, sniff her butt with satisfaction, and then look at the person with a smile in her eyes & waits ... After the initial wave of gas hits the target, she trots away like a superstar

Everyone loves their own fragrance and Mimi is no exception

[Abraham]

Babe licks and licks and licks me. That drives me up the wall sometimes, especially when I just want to pet her. It's like, darn dog, can't I just pet you for once without you trying to lick my skin off?!

The other thing she does that sometimes drives me up the wall: She was destroying all of her rope toys from playing tug, so we got fed up with replacing them and made her some long rope toys from some soft rope we had. I'll be watching TV and can see her get this excited look on her face out of the corner of my eye. She'll then get her rope toy and then repeatedly try to wrap it around my my ankle or foot when I'm watching TV and don't feel like playing tug with her. I usually ignore it 'cause it's funny, but it can get very annoying sometimes when I've had a bad day and I'm cranky. One night she managed to get one of the long ropes wrapped around my ankle and had grabbed both ends of it. Before I could react, she gave a mighty tug and almost yanked me off the couch!

Casey doesn't really do much that annoys me except that she has connected turning on the stove with the smoke alarm possibly going off, which she is terrified of, and makes such a fuss when we cook that we have to put her in the master bedroom.

Oh and MN, silly woman, didn't anyone tell you that box fans ARE big dog eating monsters? Lol, don't feel bad, Babe won't go past them either! I've had to rescue her many times 'cause the dog eating box fan was blocking her from getting from one point to another.

[DrCeshing]

hmmm where to start lol. Well I love my dog lol (just had to say that). Shes my velcro dog and I can't be in another room with out her or she'll do this pathetic whine. she trys to intimidate the ceiling fans with her bark and growl if they are turned off, she's afraid of our clear "screen" doors, she crys and howls for 15minutes after I leave the house then just goes to sleep, she gives me this pathetic depressed puppy look if I don't pay attention too her. oh and if i giver her an inch she takes a mile lol.

[nerrttrw]

Bella snores really loud and she does it when she is awake too.i've seen her snore really loud when her eyes are open just so i wont make her go outside or get off the couch/off my bed

[antonyandruleit]

I am working on Boos Pushiness and it is working. He now sits and stays at every door and l walk in first and then he follows.
However, we have another annoyance. When we are cuddling on the couch boo is right next to you. if you move in any sort of way towards the coffee table Boo will lay down behind you and not let you sit back, totally annoying.

Sophie is such a bed cover hog I swear I should just get her, her own bed. I woke up with no covers and no room because Sophie had to be comfortable and warm.