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I don't have syntax under my belt as of yet, so don't kick my balls about it!
I would post in Spanish if I knew most of the Forum posters had the ability to read it as well as I do in my mother tongue, yet I find myself at the mercy of my self taught street English, please bare with me as I try to paste my humbled opinions and ideas here to engage in this dynamic medium so many outstanding and prolific minds that so eagerly and with the tension of an epee under ones chin impart a tongue in cheek to those of us who dared challenge the opium of this sanctimonious message board and cohorts.