See, I always got the impression with southern belle types that they hide their bitchiness behind kind words and are utter queens at it. Stuff like "oh she has no sense of style, does she? Bless her heart." And a fixed grin and smiling and being all "thanks y'all, come again. Those fritters were delicious," and not actually mean it. I'm sure you proper sourthern types can come up with more slang appropriate phrases to get what I mean, but my god does bitch come with a gentle smile and serving you iced tea down south...