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Old 07-27-2011, 03:07 AM   #1
leangarance

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Default This is My idiot
I wasn't really sure where to post this, but it's just a little bit about my dog, Feel free to add your own description of your dog personality, his/her antics/whatever



This is My beached whale, My coffee table with a head, My Sped, My 'Helmet' dog,My Semi-retarded puppy,My Dork, My attention whore,My idiot.
He enjoys leaving puddles of drool on the floor, or better yet, in your lap, his favorite sports include running head first into walls, furniture, trees, fences and other animals, being bullied by animals smaller than him, Stealing blankets while running through the house and then tripping over them, or being blinded by them and not being able to see, clearing the coffee table with his tail, trying to eat flies, and going ape shit on tree branches, Letting small children ride on him, and maul him...Literately maul him.
He also enjoys making odd noises, weird facial expressions, giving kisses, and acting pathetic so you won't stay mad at him

Dear Ace; Why is it you can pick up a brand new command in an hour but still can't figure out that the husky statue holding the bathroom door open isn't a real dog?

Why is it you can take a beating from small children and other animals, but whine and cry as if i'm killing you, causing the worst pain you've ever felt in your life, when i simply try to cut your nails?

Why is it that i can feed you and 3 minutes later you're carrying your bowl around whining as if you haven't been fed in months?

Why do you spend about 15 minutes licking the floor everyday? Am i missing something? Is my floor really THAT tasty?

Why is it that every time i'm mad at you, you need to wag the very tip of your tail, whine softly and give me the "you're not really all that mad are you?, I love you" eyes? And act like i just ripped your heart out and stomped on it. Which makes it nearly impossible to stay mad at you for any real period of time.

Ace; Will you ever be serious....ever?

Even though you sometimes annoy the hell out of me, and sometimes i think, "Dear god! why on earth would i get this dog" i love you, and despite what i say sometimes, i'm happy to have you in my life.You may be an idiot, but you are MY idiot.
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