I usually have a few choice words for myself but I either quietly say them to myself or I modify them to be family friendly so I am not dropping F bombs on the course.
Perfect with this topic. VERY BAD day today. Should have stayed home; work been stressing me out, personal problems I'd rather not discuss, back problems, and I think I broke a toe a few days ago. Mind was everywhere else but my game. Long story short, game was terrible. I couldn't sink a putt into a manhole cover today; many 3-putts. On the 10th hole, I snapped. 4-putted the hole, launched a few f-bombs, and took a swing at my bag with my putter, snapping it in half. Probably going to take a break from the game for a few weeks to "cool down". In the meantime, I'm going to blame the shirt I was wearing. The last time I wore this shirt, I accidentally broke one of my hybrids by misjudging how far away I was from a tree. I'm convinced now that the shirt is cursed and should be destroyed. I'm thinking of a few creative ways to destroy it and will put up a poll on that once i get a few good ideas.