I'll bite. Here's my tracking number: 1Z 019 RY5 03 9076 395 5 So far it's been over three weeks since it was sent from AZ to WA. We've had some bad weather but, three weeks. I called UPS four times yesterday and they said the local distro center would contact me within one hour. I still haven't heard from them once and it's been over 24 hours. After the first few calls I told them to just hold it and I'll pick it up tomorrow (today). Went there at lunch and where is it? On the truck out for delivery. Travis, I feel for you on that one. I've had no problems with FedEx but, FedEx Home has problems delivering from Dupont. Why they deliver from that far away is beyond me. I also ordered some things after Christmas and USPS was able to get it delivered in 3 days from CA.