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**tinamasak** · 12-24-2009, 08:32 PM

a duck walks into a bar. says "can i have a beer?"

bartender says "we dont serve ducks in here"

duck says "can i have a beer?"

bartender says "i told you we don"t serve ducks."

duck says "can i have a beer?"

bartender says "look, if you ask me one more time i am going to nail your bill to the bar."

duck says "got any nails?"

bartenders says "no"

duck says "can i have a beer?"

12-24-2009, 08:32 PM	#3
tinamasak Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 511 Senior Member	a duck walks into a bar. says "can i have a beer?" bartender says "we dont serve ducks in here" duck says "can i have a beer?" bartender says "i told you we don"t serve ducks." duck says "can i have a beer?" bartender says "look, if you ask me one more time i am going to nail your bill to the bar." duck says "got any nails?" bartenders says "no" duck says "can i have a beer?"
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