[chinesemedicine]

I didn't call you fat. My comment was directed at people at random. J.O.K.E.

I know I just felt like giving you a hard time about it. It helps me relieve stress.

Shock! Horror! I fear virgins!
Honestlyyyyyyy.... Yeah well, the sex would probably still be pretty bad. I mean come on, as they say there nothing is more worse than to have sex with somebody who has no experience what-so-ever, while you do have experience. Also I'm physically inadaqute so that doesn't at all. I guarantee you won't feel anything at all because I'm so small you need a microscope to find it. Mr. Happy is really Mr. Sad in the end. That and like I said I'm hairy, and well we all know how women feel about hairy men. (Shaven not stirred is the saying right?) So I doubt it would be very memorable for you, or even remotely stimulating in the slightest bit. You'll drop me faster than George W. Bush's approval rating going down the toliet.

Actually, believe it or not, I don't like skinny guys. Yes, it's true. Oh yeah, they're very pretty to look at on nice shiny photos an' all, but I don't like to sit next to some guy and feel that he'd break if I hugged him too hard. When I see people like that I think of my best friend. He's a twig yet he can kick your ass because he's so freaking tall. Still I like teasing him by going "eat something". Anyway it still doesn't make me feel any better.

Aha. I'll be sure and remember that. Yeah, I'm sure you will.....

Doc