[GogaMegaPiska]

But how will I buy a child bride on only a dollar a day? We already know that the pretty ones don't get sold to the poor boys.

Interested in an unpaid internship?

I might actually go that route. Keeping busy looks better than not doing ****.

I think we're off-track here on finding our friend Felch a job.

I'm in no rush. I got to sleep in this morning. I'm treating this first week as a five day weekend. Besides, I get paid for all my remaining sick and vacation time, so it's not a catastrophe.

Plenty of slack-off jobs teaching at public schools in Korea

I actually don't have a college degree. According to the school records, there's no evidence that I attended class after Nov. 7, 2004. In other words, Halo 2 is the reason I dropped out of college. Otherwise, I am the sort of deviant scumbag who would want to go bang Korean high school kids.

I always keep an eye open for entry level programmers. The last time I had an opening I hired someone from here.

I've done some programming, but nothing since high school. I don't think I'd be qualified even for an entry level position.

In any event, I'm not really stressing out too much. The company has been going through tough times, so I already was mentally prepared for this to happen. We'd lost out on a big contract around the end of last year, and have been limping along since.