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Slonopotam845 05-30-2012 11:10 AM

" xxxx..LESS" : Brilliantly compiled !!!!!!
 
I got this in mail, may be it is appropriate to USA, but is funny all the same.
More of less !


Our Government Rudderless
Our country Leaderless
Soon we will be Penniless
Please don't be thoughtless while going through these new inventions of 21st Century.......as it may make YOU groundless..




Welcome to 21st Century!!
Our communication-Wireless
Our phones-Cordless
Our cooking-Fireless
Our food-Fatless
Our Sweets-Sugarless
Our labor-Effortless
Our relations-Fruitless
Our attitude-Careless
Our feelings-Heartless
Our politics-Shameless
Our education-Worthless
Our Mistakes-Countless
Our youth-Jobless
Our arguments-Baseless
Our Boss-Brainless
Our Jobs-Thankless
Our Needs-Endless
Our situation-Hopeless
Our Salaries-Less & less

brraverishhh 05-30-2012 02:05 PM

And living - meaningless!

9mm_fan 05-30-2012 02:37 PM

and posting - Pointless

TorryJens 05-30-2012 06:43 PM

Hope movies become XXX less

Slonopotam845 05-30-2012 08:33 PM

Conception..Spermless!!

Note: Cloning does not need sperms.

Slonopotam845 05-31-2012 03:55 AM

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Conception..Spermless!!

Note: Cloning does not need sperms.
Cloning is not common yet. It was .... long past... not now though.

Ifroham4 05-31-2012 04:15 AM

May we add one more:

Modern gowns: strapless!!

Big A 05-31-2012 05:13 AM

Quote:

Conception..Spermless!!

Note: Cloning does not need sperms.
Avvalavu enna sombheri thanam?

PhillipHer 05-31-2012 01:36 PM

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May we add one more:

Modern gowns: strapless!!

One more if I may add..Women's liberation: Braless!


BTW our ancients were strapless too.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1i4Nr6FLZR...+with+deer.jpg

Raj_Copi_Jin 05-31-2012 01:37 PM

Quote:

Avvalavu enna sombheri thanam?
Isn't better..no need to tire oneself!

Paul Bunyan 05-31-2012 02:09 PM

After reading C Ravi's post in Tale of 2 Sisters about Love not always beings about hormonal spikes..I will have to add this:

Hormones..Spikeless???
Love..Lustless???

9mm_fan 05-31-2012 02:46 PM

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...........
BTW our ancients were strapless too.
I did not think 'that' ancient, Renu! http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/smile.png

LottiFurmann 05-31-2012 02:58 PM

Forgot the most important 'less'!!

Education - Useless

You know why?? In a TV show that was telecast yesterday, one school girl said that the Sun rises in the SOUTH.

Another one said 'Sun rises in the East but sets in the South'.

Few other funny answers form working men and women:

Our national anthem is written by ThiruvaLLuvar!

Rabindranath Tagore speaks Telugu but he wrote 'Tamizh thaay vaazhththu'!
Lal Bahadur Shastri IS the CM of Andhra! http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/faint.gif

Beerinkol 05-31-2012 03:00 PM

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.......... Love..Lustless???
Dear Renu,

Don't you find 'lust - loveless' more in KaliyugA? http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/twitch.gif

Paul Bunyan 05-31-2012 03:18 PM

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Dear Renu,

Don't you find 'lust - loveless' more in KaliyugA? http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/twitch.gif

Well frankly speaking Love between Husband and Wife is classified as Moha even in our scriptures.
Moha means infatuation and sometimes means deluding.

So when there is element of infatuation there is bound to be lust.
That's why sexual relationship happens with husband and wife and not with man and his mother or sisters.

But don't know why no one wants to agree to this point that healthy lust is also needed in a healthy marriage.
Every married person I know feels as if they are floating in love sans lust/sex.

I wonder if their children are all immaculate conception!!LOL

Now coming to your statement about Love and Lust.

Lust can be Loveless but all other forms of Love (with the exception of Husband and Wife/Partner love) is Lustless.

HedgeYourBets 05-31-2012 03:25 PM

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Forgot the most important 'less'!!

Education - Useless

You know why?? In a TV show that was telecast yesterday, one school girl said that the Sun rises in the SOUTH.

Another one said 'Sun rises in the East but sets in the South'.


Well I don't blame them..you see

Daily we witness rising and setting of the sun.
However actually they do not exist in him(sun)

(Mokshadharma parva)


So dear RR Ji..when the sun neither rises nor sets..do directions matter??

PhillipHer 05-31-2012 03:49 PM

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Well I don't blame them..you see

Daily we witness rising and setting of the sun.
However actually they do not exist in him(sun)

(Mokshadharma parva)


So dear RR Ji..when the sun neither rises nor sets..do directions matter??
So, we should http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/hail.gif those 'jnaanis'!!

(I think 'jnaani' sounds better than 'gnaani' http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png)

brraverishhh 05-31-2012 03:55 PM

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So, we should http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/hail.gif those 'jnaanis'!!

(I think 'jnaani' sounds better than 'gnaani' http://www.tamilbrahmins.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png)

Yes Yes we should...that's why they chose any direction for the sun to rise and set.

They even knew Disascha Narayana(All directions are Narayana)

PhillipHer 06-01-2012 06:49 AM

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Yes Yes we should...that's why they chose any direction for the sun to rise and set.

They even knew Disascha Narayana(All directions are Narayana)
Quote:

………………………………
when the sun neither rises nor sets..do directions matter??


No directions? - clueless!

LottiFurmann 06-01-2012 07:08 AM

Postings on ‘less’ becoming - endless?
Imaginations so boundless!
Discussions so ruthless?
Talk of bra-less means so fearless?

People posting are so - tireless !
Thread may become 5-star – no less!!


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