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07-08-2008, 05:48 AM | #1 |
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Chatting with my brother in law last weekend and the fact that I am doing Kendo came up. He said "I used to teach a girl who did ninjitsu." I arched my eyebrow.
(Okay not really, I can't arch my eyebrow but I wish I could and would have if I could have and it makes for a better story). "huh?" is what I actually said. He said she was a blackbelt in ninjitsu and that it was a very complex martial art blah blah blah. So I indulged him by nodding and smiling for a while until I got bored of that and said, "I don't know too much about it, but most serious Japanese martial arts people don't think there is exactly a legitimate Ninjitsu martial art in the same way as Judo, for example." Stupid me. This launched him on a mini diatribe about the "real ninjas." You see, the real historical ninjas weren't like they were in the movies. Actually they were a band of revolutionary marxists living in the mountains that had to fight off the imperialistic Samurai. I thought he was joking at this point so I started laughing but he was serious and continued. They didn't use the same swords, they used much shorter ones. And they couldn't do invisibility, that was just made up, but they were freedom fighters in the mountains and did do lots of other stuff. Which of course reminded me of The Funniest Web Site Ever. But because he's a relative and is kind of a nervous person by nature, I just smiled and said "interesting" and nothing more. But I thought people here would get a kick out of it. Not the first time I've had someone tell me about the "real historical ninjas," but it was the first time it sounded like they were mountain-men lead by Che Guevara. |
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07-08-2008, 09:22 AM | #3 |
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But I thought people here would get a kick out of it. Not the first time I've had someone tell me about the "real historical ninjas," but it was the first time it sounded like they were mountain-men lead by Che Guevara. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if they were lead by that asshole, there is no doubt why there are no ninjas anymore.
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07-08-2008, 09:32 AM | #4 |
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Which of course reminded me of The Funniest Web Site Ever. |
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07-08-2008, 09:35 AM | #5 |
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...and now that you know their secret, I'm afraid you must be eliminated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXCTnEyczkQ Bonus video: "The Art of Squireelitsu" (You can find just about anything on youtube) |
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07-08-2008, 09:37 AM | #6 |
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07-08-2008, 09:38 AM | #7 |
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Yes! Kenzan will see to it personally: |
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07-08-2008, 09:39 AM | #9 |
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I have brother-in-law that loves to lecture people on conspiricy theories, including ninjas and all that stuff. He reckons a friend of his can kill people with his mind, using chi. His MIND, MAAN!! There is no point arguing with him, its hard enough work just trying to change the topic of conversation.
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07-08-2008, 09:52 AM | #11 |
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I love a good ninja thread!
What is it about the 'mythical' ninja with black mask, throwing stars (shuriken?) and all that attracts people? I mean, if there were 'real' ninjas today they'd probably be classed as terrorists and shipped off to Guantanamo bay. That was another thing my brother in law said (bear in my this guy graduated summa from NYU and is not an idiot in other aspects of his life): they didn't really use shuriken. I have no idea why he was so fixated on this aspect, but he was quite eager to tell me how they didn't use katanas but instead "really short" swords. I couldn't care less whether historical ninjas used shuriken or not, but I just about lost it with the "they lived in the moutains" bit. It's still cracking me up three days later. |
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07-08-2008, 10:00 AM | #12 |
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07-08-2008, 10:04 AM | #13 |
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Well, in the spirit of a good ninja thread, ie one that doesn't go near anything that might be factual (read the previous post) and which would probbaly be highly offensive to those people who practise ninjitsu (?) I give you this:
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEwEFCMU |
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07-08-2008, 10:05 AM | #14 |
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07-08-2008, 10:07 AM | #15 |
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07-08-2008, 10:10 AM | #16 |
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which would probably be highly offensive to those people who practice ninjitsu (?) I give you this: |
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07-08-2008, 10:15 AM | #17 |
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07-08-2008, 10:19 AM | #19 |
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07-08-2008, 10:23 AM | #20 |
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