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**TopcigsCOM** · 03-06-2008, 02:12 AM

Seems like these guys mean business

http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/arti...08_15_5041.php

I wonder how a jedi gets his lightsaber, is it a special ritual where they all gather in the sacred Toy'R'Us?

**UvjqTVVC** · 03-06-2008, 04:02 AM

Hahahahah, tries to mind trick the judge! Hahahahahaha, but no really... .. ..

What...a...tool! I can't believe it has gone this far! I respect everyone for their own beliefs but this is just silly. And how can a simple piece of plastic be seen as a weapon!?

What do they have to base their religion on? A movie made in the 80's?

That will do pig, that wil do...

But hell, what do I know...

**Mugflefusysef** · 03-06-2008, 04:11 AM

Hahahahah, tries to mind trick the judge! Hahahahahaha, but no really... .. ..

What...a...tool! I can't believe it has gone this far! I respect everyone for their own beliefs but this is just silly. And how can a simple piece of plastic be seen as a weapon!?

What do they have to base their religion on? A movie made in the 80's?

That will do pig, that wil do...
But hell, what do I know...

Er, you did spot that that was a made up news story on a satirical news website right?

**wbeachcomber** · 03-06-2008, 04:50 AM

Er, you did spot that that was a made up news story on a satirical news website right?

I guess that makes me the tool... ... ...

**Everwondopedo** · 03-06-2008, 05:39 AM

Er, you did spot that that was a made up news story on a satirical news website right?

Ha! I KNEW mind tricks work!

**k1ePRlda** · 03-06-2008, 05:43 AM

Satire at its finest.

**Loovikeillilen** · 03-06-2008, 06:14 AM

Ha! I KNEW mind tricks work!

I was at a wedding once, after the reception it was decided that a few of us would go on to a local nightclub, we were totally overdressed for it owing to having been to the wedding.

A guy comes up to me really drunk and says "Are you gay?"
"No"
"Then why are you wearing a suit? Are you gay then you poof?"
"No I've been to a wedding, see my friend over there has too, thats why we're both wearing suits"
"Are you gay then?!"

It was at this point I just said "ok mate see you later" and accompanied this with a dismissive handwaving gesture.

My co-suited and not at all gay friend heard none of this as the music was too loud. All he saw was some aggressive twat talking at me and me eventually waving my hand in front of his face, whereupon he walked away. My mate said it looked like a jedi mind trick...

.... 'you don't need to see my suit. These aren't the poofs you're looking for. You can go about your business...... move along'

Mike

**Q0KmoR8K** · 03-06-2008, 07:21 AM

ha! Jedis are so old fashioned!
if they would try to take my lightsaber, they would end up with their hands chopped!. the sith are the new order, and jedi are just fading lights in the universe of darkness.

**MiniBoy** · 03-06-2008, 08:16 AM

I was at a wedding once . . .

Mike

That's pretty good

I had a friend in high school who's father was an RCMP officer and had just come home from his shift. I happened to have a box of doughnuts that my friend and I were sharing, so I looked at his father and said "You do not want these . . . they are not tasty . . . they will not make you feel good . . ."

I ended up handcuffed to the wrought iron bannister

**jesyflowers** · 03-13-2008, 04:08 PM

That's pretty good

I had a friend in high school who's father was an RCMP officer and had just come home from his shift. I happened to have a box of doughnuts that my friend and I were sharing, so I looked at his father and said "You do not want these . . . they are not tasty . . . they will not make you feel good . . ."

I ended up handcuffed to the wrought iron bannister

Did he walk away or eat the donuts in front of you?

**iuopyra** · 03-13-2008, 04:17 PM

Did he walk away or eat the donuts in front of you?

Better!
B+

**9V4i8xw1** · 03-13-2008, 04:19 PM

Did he walk away or eat the donuts in front of you?

There's a Mexican-American comic (Gabriel Iglesias) who tells a story about making an illegal left turn out of a Krispy Kreme (donut shop for those of you who don't know) after buying a dozen. Local police see him do it and pull him over.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you could smell them?" *hands cop the box*
"Son of a b----!" *walks away, holding the box and laughing*

**perpelverw** · 03-13-2008, 04:28 PM

There's a Mexican-American comic (Gabriel Iglesias) who tells a story about making an illegal left turn out of a Krispy Kreme (donut shop for those of you who don't know) after buying a dozen. Local police see him do it and pull him over.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you could smell them?" *hands cop the box*
"Son of a b----!" *walks away, holding the box and laughing*

umm hmmm....you can just feel the gargantuan amounts of truth OOZING out of that story

**Podosinovik** · 03-13-2008, 04:29 PM

umm hmmm....you can just feel the gargantuan amounts of truth OOZING out of that story

He's a stand-up comedian...you were expecting 100% truth in his act?

**betraaaus** · 03-13-2008, 04:47 PM

That's pretty good

I ended up handcuffed to the wrought iron bannister

...

Yeah, maybe I've been hanging out with the wrong people, but that sends my mind in a really fun direction.

**Necedofer** · 03-13-2008, 06:19 PM

LOL, I cant help but claim the following...

2 Timothy 4:2-4 (King James Version)

2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables

**Enliseell** · 03-13-2008, 06:24 PM

I'm guessing that's your take on the embelishment of storytelling?

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ok I'm done....

**immoceefe** · 03-13-2008, 08:23 PM

too... much... religion!

**corkBrobe** · 03-13-2008, 08:54 PM

too... much... religion!

I agree. This is a forum for Kendo, not religion.
Some people need to realize that their personal beliefs are just that... personal.

**Frogzlovzy** · 03-14-2008, 12:17 AM

.. I can't believe you are taking this seriously whilst missing the important news on the OP's website
"Iran imprisons Dumbledore"
let's get our priorities straight.

03-06-2008, 02:12 AM	#1
TopcigsCOM Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 387 Senior Member	Uk Jedi church nutter Seems like these guys mean business http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/arti...08_15_5041.php I wonder how a jedi gets his lightsaber, is it a special ritual where they all gather in the sacred Toy'R'Us? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 04:02 AM	#2
UvjqTVVC Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 437 Senior Member	Hahahahah, tries to mind trick the judge! Hahahahahaha, but no really... .. .. What...a...tool! I can't believe it has gone this far! I respect everyone for their own beliefs but this is just silly. And how can a simple piece of plastic be seen as a weapon!? What do they have to base their religion on? A movie made in the 80's? That will do pig, that wil do... But hell, what do I know... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 04:11 AM	#3
Mugflefusysef Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 540 Senior Member	Hahahahah, tries to mind trick the judge! Hahahahahaha, but no really... .. .. What...a...tool! I can't believe it has gone this far! I respect everyone for their own beliefs but this is just silly. And how can a simple piece of plastic be seen as a weapon!? What do they have to base their religion on? A movie made in the 80's? That will do pig, that wil do... But hell, what do I know... Er, you did spot that that was a made up news story on a satirical news website right? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 04:50 AM	#4
wbeachcomber Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 385 Senior Member	Er, you did spot that that was a made up news story on a satirical news website right? I guess that makes me the tool... ... ... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 05:39 AM	#5
Everwondopedo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 436 Senior Member	Er, you did spot that that was a made up news story on a satirical news website right? Ha! I KNEW mind tricks work! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 05:43 AM	#6
k1ePRlda Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 455 Senior Member	Satire at its finest. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 06:14 AM	#7
Loovikeillilen Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Ha! I KNEW mind tricks work! I was at a wedding once, after the reception it was decided that a few of us would go on to a local nightclub, we were totally overdressed for it owing to having been to the wedding. A guy comes up to me really drunk and says "Are you gay?" "No" "Then why are you wearing a suit? Are you gay then you poof?" "No I've been to a wedding, see my friend over there has too, thats why we're both wearing suits" "Are you gay then?!" It was at this point I just said "ok mate see you later" and accompanied this with a dismissive handwaving gesture. My co-suited and not at all gay friend heard none of this as the music was too loud. All he saw was some aggressive twat talking at me and me eventually waving my hand in front of his face, whereupon he walked away. My mate said it looked like a jedi mind trick... .... 'you don't need to see my suit. These aren't the poofs you're looking for. You can go about your business...... move along' Mike Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 07:21 AM	#8
Q0KmoR8K Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 427 Senior Member	ha! Jedis are so old fashioned! if they would try to take my lightsaber, they would end up with their hands chopped!. the sith are the new order, and jedi are just fading lights in the universe of darkness. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-06-2008, 08:16 AM	#9
MiniBoy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	I was at a wedding once . . . Mike That's pretty good I had a friend in high school who's father was an RCMP officer and had just come home from his shift. I happened to have a box of doughnuts that my friend and I were sharing, so I looked at his father and said "You do not want these . . . they are not tasty . . . they will not make you feel good . . ." I ended up handcuffed to the wrought iron bannister Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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jesyflowers Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	That's pretty good I had a friend in high school who's father was an RCMP officer and had just come home from his shift. I happened to have a box of doughnuts that my friend and I were sharing, so I looked at his father and said "You do not want these . . . they are not tasty . . . they will not make you feel good . . ." I ended up handcuffed to the wrought iron bannister Did he walk away or eat the donuts in front of you? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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iuopyra Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 418 Senior Member	Did he walk away or eat the donuts in front of you? Better! B+ Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-13-2008, 04:19 PM	#12
9V4i8xw1 Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 481 Senior Member	Did he walk away or eat the donuts in front of you? There's a Mexican-American comic (Gabriel Iglesias) who tells a story about making an illegal left turn out of a Krispy Kreme (donut shop for those of you who don't know) after buying a dozen. Local police see him do it and pull him over. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because you could smell them?" hands cop the box "Son of a b----!" walks away, holding the box and laughing Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-13-2008, 04:28 PM	#13
perpelverw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 414 Senior Member	There's a Mexican-American comic (Gabriel Iglesias) who tells a story about making an illegal left turn out of a Krispy Kreme (donut shop for those of you who don't know) after buying a dozen. Local police see him do it and pull him over. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because you could smell them?" hands cop the box "Son of a b----!" walks away, holding the box and laughing umm hmmm....you can just feel the gargantuan amounts of truth OOZING out of that story Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-13-2008, 04:29 PM	#14
Podosinovik Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 413 Senior Member	umm hmmm....you can just feel the gargantuan amounts of truth OOZING out of that story He's a stand-up comedian...you were expecting 100% truth in his act? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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betraaaus Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 425 Senior Member	That's pretty good I ended up handcuffed to the wrought iron bannister ... Yeah, maybe I've been hanging out with the wrong people, but that sends my mind in a really fun direction. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-13-2008, 06:19 PM	#16
Necedofer Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 306 Senior Member	LOL, I cant help but claim the following... 2 Timothy 4:2-4 (King James Version) 2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine. 3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; 4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Enliseell Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 441 Senior Member	I'm guessing that's your take on the embelishment of storytelling? ...... ...... ...... ok I'm done.... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-13-2008, 08:23 PM	#18
immoceefe Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 474 Senior Member	too... much... religion! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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corkBrobe Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 435 Senior Member	too... much... religion! I agree. This is a forum for Kendo, not religion. Some people need to realize that their personal beliefs are just that... personal. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-14-2008, 12:17 AM	#20
Frogzlovzy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 409 Senior Member	.. I can't believe you are taking this seriously whilst missing the important news on the OP's website "Iran imprisons Dumbledore" let's get our priorities straight. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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