[IntinyBut]

Two things nobody here cars about the IRL and Dancing with the Stars...fuck it Ill write my own article on this



Friday Oct. 3rd
Sports-Boards.net
Brayn Drayn imaginary staff writer

Helio Castroneves an Indy League Racing champion and Dancing with the stars contestant is in hot water. This time its not a tight corner or pit stops that have him worried. Its his asshole. Castroneves is now facing a new career as an accented salad tosser in federal prison following an indictment by the IRS for tax evasion.

Apparently unable to learn when Wesly Snipes put his own puckered pooper in jeopardy Castroneves continued to use shell companies to hide his earnings. Included in them was a Swiss Bank Account.Unaware the IRS has identified money moving through Swiss accounts as rife with fraud since approximately the Civil War and that the IRS may find it odd that and Indy car champ and owner of 7 companies has no income Castroneves, his sister and his lawyer all wound up facing indictments.

Someone needs to inform Castroneves of all of the things that dont work in the country the IRS is not one of them.

The agency is like a Pimp with a bad tooth, they never stop looking for their money and they are always pissed off if they dont get their money your going to get your ass whipped and because the whole department seems to have a vendetta quota even when they do get their money they drop you into federal prison where you never get out and you wind up with your anus listed on the commisary menu as a dessert item.

Richard Hatch the winner of the first Survivor is in federal prison now for tax evasion. He lived on an island for 90 days eating balls of dirt and rocks wrapped in seaweed. A recent interview with him after not quite a year in jail and he looked like an over cooked pizza. Thats a guy who likes the cock and hes dying in there.

Dont fight this, dont go to court, just pay them. Claim you got amnesia after being head butted by Bill Cowhers chin. Whatever you do pony up and do it fast.

[elects]

Way better than any article I have ever read about racing.

You need to do this more often to get people to read and post on this board.

[BV6lwvXf]

Way better than any article I have ever read about racing.

You need to do this more often to get people to read and post on this board.

Yeah Im suprised we dont get more people talking racing. I like it but dont know as much as some of these people here and in my own family (who is sick with racing)

We should write some Onionesque atricles

a racecar emoticon would be cool to...err Munson/RYR/Sully...

[U5pz6B71]

Sounds like he wants some of that sweet prison butt sex. Pleads not guilty.

http://sports.espn.go.com/rpm/racing...ory?id=3624257

[DenisMoor]

It gets better.

He asks the judge if they can change his bail so he can go race in australia.