[GogaMegaPiska]

Lifted this from the markwebberforum . com.

Thanks Simo!

[Jackson]

"That's a pretty good Jenson Button impression, if you ask me."

[ranndomderr]

"You told me all I had to do was 'this' to win the Championship this year. Nobody said Webber would turn up!"

[intisgunkas]

horner 'bloody hell seb, you've had too much of that horrible austrian energy drink!'

[videolkif]

"I was just like yeah you love it! and she was like oh yeah give it to me sebastien!"

[Anneskobsen]

"and then Webber started doing this to my rear......

and mumbling something about I am doing you like Schuie used to do me all the time....

[reervieltnope]

SV "So, remind me Christian, how do I activate the F-Duct? Like this?"
CH "That's right clever dick"

[Heliosprime]

SV "So, remind me Christian, how do I activated the F-Duct? Like this?"
CH "That's right clever dick"

winner

[Agrisalia]

"Boss, her tits were HUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!"

[Oberjej]

Horner: "So how is it driving in turn 10?"

Vettel:" Well it is like going "vrrooommmm, scrrecch, vrooom, rrrrrrrrtttt,"....

[Angelinaaiiiiiiiii]

Cracking thread!

[GitaraMoya]

Lifted this from the markwebberforum . com.

Thanks Simo!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9p...ing_shortfilms

[Crazykz]

Randy Mandy

[Anneskobsen]

after today's qing:

Vettel: " I am not sure what webber was doing, he starts muttering something in german and doing this to my backside, muttering something like 'think of me as Herr Schumacher, and du bist miene little Rubino, and be meine gute laphund'"

[dhYTvlAv]

"Gives you wings, he said. Do I look like I need wings?"

[Anneskobsen]

"Gives you wings, he said. Do I look like I need wings?"

yes

[Anneskobsen]

maybe he can steal Webbers....

[Nmoitmzr]

CH: "We've got a new addition to the car which we think has masses of potential, and you should be able to beat Mark with the right technique"

SV: "What is it?"

CH: "Its a massive invisible steering wheel. Go on try it out.."

SV: "Like this?"