[MyLeva]

Tea or soup will usually go down fine...

[CymnMaync]

If you have some Fil around there it might help...

[kathy]

NO MILK !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ticfarentibia]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
Available drinks are water, coffee, milk, and beer.

I'd kill for some fil right now, but I don't have any either. If it were me id call a riend to bring me the 7 up and saltines with a can of chicken noodle soup. Dont eat the pasta for say just the broth. All available drinks you have UHHHHHHHH NO. unless u and the porcelain goddess want to have a relationship.

[Kemapreedasse]

Originally posted by laurentius
Before anyone asks:

Viili/Fil

Viili is an easily produced Finnish yoghurt with a sweet flavour and creamy, almost jelly-like consistency. If made regularly the culture will have an active life of years, or even decades. No specialised equipment or sterilisation procedures are required as viili is made up of stable micro-organisms, the main one being Streptococcus cremoris. Most yogarts contain milk products No? You can eat it it but it will come up curttled milk.

[Dfvgthyju]

yeah but its fermented and calms any acidic storm in the stomach

[r7rGOhvd]

Fil is pretty easy on the stomach. It's what my parents used to give me when I had stomach problems as a kid (which happened alot), and it seemed to help.

[FateHostera]

Kill yourself now.

[lalpphilalk]

@Kuci: Suicide is for wimps.

@Mrs. Tube: Rice? Yes, some.

[Usesdiums]

Boil the rice for bout 20 minutes with the sugar and cinnamon whne the rice is soft enough to eat pour the fluid out and sip that.

[omaculer]

Keep me out of this, I had enogh of those things when my kids where small

[WordofViagra]

Have a huggle

[mirzaterak]

I'm too drunk to read the rest of the thread, so my apologies if my advice has been repeated elsewhere.

Eat saltines and drink ginger ale. That's always been me mum's prescription for an upset stomach and/or sore throat. That's always seemed to work fine for me while I've been under me mum's care, though it's open to debate as to whether her "saltines and ginger ale" remedy is really just a placebo or some ****.

[ElisasAUG]

Hopefully hes sleeping. I stated earlier water is just a filler cause he is thirsty. It would make him puke again. since it isnt being digested.

[BrifsGefel]

If you can take alcohol anally then maybe a giant water bong up the ass would work in this case as well.

Failing that the old stand by of an IV bag with a saline drip would work even if it wouldn't be as memorable.

[lh88gFzI]

Swallow ( or , if you can bear to , chew ) a small tablet-sized piece of crystalline peppermint ( in the raw , pure crystal form ) . Completely kills any stomach problems , and calms an acidic / uneasy stomach . Note , however , than a dosage of over half a teaspoon may be fatal to a sensitive person , and anything over a teaspoon for a normal one ( assuming that the pepperming is 100 % menthol ) .

[kentbrookug]

I eventually vomitted up that bread too ...

Had some kefir and sugar for breakfast. It's stayed down this far ...

[furillo]

Try some boiled rice. Neutral yet got the carbohydrate you want...

[DavidQD]

Knowing the scandinavian diet, I still say fil is best for you. At least my stomach gets very upset about the American ginger ale, its too sweet and....the ginger..ouch.

In fact I had some acidic reflux last night and after eating fil, voila it was gone. I dedicated that fil for you btw.

[horaAppagob]

Originally posted by Last Conformist
OK, I'm ill. I've vomitted up everything I've eaten today. I'm hungry, miserable and totally devoid of appetite. And I know I'm in for a horrible headache tomorrow if I don't get any carbohydrates into my system before I go to bed. Woe is me, like.

I was wondering what might be the food most easy on my upset stomach. Unfortunately, I've not got alot of foodstuffs at home; it's pretty much down to bread, pasta, and cereals with milk. I had some fruit too, but it appears to've gone old, so I won't touch that. Yeah, and a couple cookies.


Well, start the mocking ... Avoid milk. Plain boiled rice with a little salt, a spoonful of cornflour mixed in fruit juice diluted with a little water.

Dry toast, charcoal biscuits.


Rent some dvds. Sleep.


Get better soon.