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**ChebuRAtoR** · 07-10-2009, 11:11 PM

What kinda wimp has to bite a banana to open it?

**xresultsearch** · 07-11-2009, 12:35 AM

I have been properly educated.

**beckercpa** · 07-11-2009, 01:26 AM

Sometimes if the banana does not want to open very easily at the top, I struggle with it, and by using more force, I start squishing or breaking the top part of the banana.

Do I need to draw a freakin' picture?

**JohnfAclambrJA** · 07-11-2009, 01:57 AM

Sometimes if the banana does not want to open very easily at the top, I struggle with it, and by using more force, I start squishing or breaking the top part of the banana.

Do I need to draw a freakin' picture?

Yoy struggle with a banana? Aside from the obvious comical double entendre, just how weak are you?

**mGUuZRyA** · 07-11-2009, 02:57 AM

Struggle to open a banana...I wonder, how hard is it to open a condom package. They need those stupid wrappers to be more accessible to prevent more dumb people from being bred.

**eropiereetuekm** · 07-11-2009, 11:39 PM

Yes.

**orison** · 07-12-2009, 01:34 AM

No.

**somozasayre** · 07-12-2009, 01:48 AM

i cna't read this. i'm talking to someoneee right now ca==nd=;t comprehend it.

but it'sa good thread i can tell. i loev thatthis site sa ves mypassworkd now. i don't even arec about spelling stuff irght. goooooooooooodnidght.

**Charryith** · 07-12-2009, 10:19 AM

oh i will rememmber. i just can't do much now cos the girl across the hall is being a mother goose making sure i don't sleep with anyone. she's asking how i can type fast when i'm drunk and i'm not even making many errors! it's very exciting. she's lseeping on my floor so i feel kinda bad but she's here by her pwn choice.

i might regret this tomorrow. maybe i just won't log in for a few days.

**Clarissa** · 07-12-2009, 03:20 PM

oooh that vid was cool. my friend showed me how to do that and said some australian told her to do it like that.

Conclusive proof that Australians are monkeys?

**Dwemadayday** · 07-12-2009, 08:37 PM

Lower the drinking age.

**Lapsinuibense** · 07-12-2009, 10:24 PM

racist

**nerkvcbtre** · 07-13-2009, 08:45 AM

i cna't read this. i'm talking to someoneee right now ca==nd=;t comprehend it.

but it'sa good thread i can tell. i loev thatthis site sa ves mypassworkd now. i don't even arec about spelling stuff irght. goooooooooooodnidght.

What? Drunk?

IF the top is a bit hard to open, I just cut it slightly to help open the banana.

**c6vkuNRg** · 07-13-2009, 03:26 PM

Drunk b etor thread

07-10-2009, 11:11 PM	#1
ChebuRAtoR Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 536 Senior Member	How to open a banana What kinda wimp has to bite a banana to open it? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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beckercpa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 459 Senior Member	Sometimes if the banana does not want to open very easily at the top, I struggle with it, and by using more force, I start squishing or breaking the top part of the banana. Do I need to draw a freakin' picture? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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JohnfAclambrJA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	Sometimes if the banana does not want to open very easily at the top, I struggle with it, and by using more force, I start squishing or breaking the top part of the banana. Do I need to draw a freakin' picture? Yoy struggle with a banana? Aside from the obvious comical double entendre, just how weak are you? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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mGUuZRyA Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 492 Senior Member	Struggle to open a banana...I wonder, how hard is it to open a condom package. They need those stupid wrappers to be more accessible to prevent more dumb people from being bred. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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eropiereetuekm Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 426 Senior Member	Yes. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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somozasayre Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 477 Senior Member	i cna't read this. i'm talking to someoneee right now ca==nd=;t comprehend it. but it'sa good thread i can tell. i loev thatthis site sa ves mypassworkd now. i don't even arec about spelling stuff irght. goooooooooooodnidght. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-12-2009, 10:19 AM	#9
Charryith Join Date Oct 2005 Location Italy Posts 587 Senior Member	oh i will rememmber. i just can't do much now cos the girl across the hall is being a mother goose making sure i don't sleep with anyone. she's asking how i can type fast when i'm drunk and i'm not even making many errors! it's very exciting. she's lseeping on my floor so i feel kinda bad but she's here by her pwn choice. i might regret this tomorrow. maybe i just won't log in for a few days. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-12-2009, 03:20 PM	#10
Clarissa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 441 Senior Member	oooh that vid was cool. my friend showed me how to do that and said some australian told her to do it like that. Conclusive proof that Australians are monkeys? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Dwemadayday Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 449 Senior Member	Lower the drinking age. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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nerkvcbtre Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 519 Senior Member	i cna't read this. i'm talking to someoneee right now ca==nd=;t comprehend it. but it'sa good thread i can tell. i loev thatthis site sa ves mypassworkd now. i don't even arec about spelling stuff irght. goooooooooooodnidght. What? Drunk? IF the top is a bit hard to open, I just cut it slightly to help open the banana. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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c6vkuNRg Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 361 Senior Member	Drunk b etor thread Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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