What is the point of the short urinal? - DiscussWorldIssues - Socio-Economic Religion and Political Uncensored Debate

**maliboia** · 05-12-2009, 05:53 PM

I'm not surprised you didn't know this. It's for people with very long cocks.

**b7RKli4l** · 05-12-2009, 05:55 PM

MikeH:

**blackjackiisre** · 05-12-2009, 05:58 PM

I'm not surprised you didn't know this. It's for people with very long cocks.

I always drape mine around the back of my shoulder and use it like a fire hose. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

**Diondra** · 05-12-2009, 05:59 PM

Mike's a wonder.

**saturninus.ribb** · 05-12-2009, 06:03 PM

[...] located in a research wing of a physics department. [...] it increases the chance of splashback.[...]
Aren't physicists supposed to know something about pathlines and trajectories?
Shouldn't be that hard to apply your theoretical physic

**tabcdyop** · 05-12-2009, 06:06 PM

It's for short people of course.

Anybody above 5 feet tall can use the regular urinal.

**gagagaridze** · 05-12-2009, 06:21 PM

That's not true.

There are plenty of secretaries around.

**Fededorbprago** · 05-12-2009, 06:37 PM

No trannie secretaries. Just one gay male one.

**voodoosdv** · 05-12-2009, 06:53 PM

No. Pretty tall, though (6'2 or so)

**CindyLavender** · 05-12-2009, 06:56 PM

So basically you'll flirt with guys for money? Does that make you a prostitute?

**xLQLRcXh** · 05-12-2009, 06:59 PM

Obviously the short urinal is there for office puzzles (in the attempts to avoid using the short urinal).

**Dertrioz** · 05-12-2009, 07:21 PM

Naked grad students.

**cristmiff** · 05-12-2009, 07:41 PM

As you'll note, I was very careful to state that it was only his feet which were naked save for the socks.

**lesso73** · 05-12-2009, 07:42 PM

I'm not sure how you can be shocked by behaviour by physics grad students.

**johnlohanmclee** · 05-12-2009, 07:54 PM

Blech. GROSSS.

I just went to the bathroom again in order to fire out a deuce, and while I was washing my hands, I saw another graduate student walk in to the PUBLIC BATHROOM wearing only SOCKS on his feet.

WTF.

I have either done this or had a nightmare about doing this.

JM

**ananciguinter** · 05-12-2009, 08:28 PM

no

JM

**glopomcyte** · 05-12-2009, 08:48 PM

Ew, ew, ew. Public bathrooms are disgusting, and should only be entered as a last resort.

**BalaGire** · 05-12-2009, 09:30 PM

...That's the one you let sex and drug crazed undergrad physicists into, or is it staff only?

**Bonioners** · 05-12-2009, 10:09 PM

Not one of you savants thought about guys in wheelchairs?

**traithJah** · 05-13-2009, 01:22 AM

Not one of you savants thought about guys in wheelchairs?

Those special bastards have their own lá de dá toilet facilites that are kept clean through lack of use. They're too special to use ours even though they have staked a claim through the stupid building regulations.

You'd think they even have their own stone mason sect.

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saturninus.ribb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 378 Senior Member	[...] located in a research wing of a physics department. [...] it increases the chance of splashback.[...] Aren't physicists supposed to know something about pathlines and trajectories? Shouldn't be that hard to apply your theoretical physic Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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tabcdyop Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 515 Senior Member	It's for short people of course. Anybody above 5 feet tall can use the regular urinal. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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voodoosdv Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 453 Senior Member	No. Pretty tall, though (6'2 or so) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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johnlohanmclee Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 379 Senior Member	Blech. GROSSS. I just went to the bathroom again in order to fire out a deuce, and while I was washing my hands, I saw another graduate student walk in to the PUBLIC BATHROOM wearing only SOCKS on his feet. WTF. I have either done this or had a nightmare about doing this. JM Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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ananciguinter Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 434 Senior Member	no JM Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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glopomcyte Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 397 Senior Member	Ew, ew, ew. Public bathrooms are disgusting, and should only be entered as a last resort. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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traithJah Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 611 Senior Member	Not one of you savants thought about guys in wheelchairs? Those special bastards have their own lá de dá toilet facilites that are kept clean through lack of use. They're too special to use ours even though they have staked a claim through the stupid building regulations. You'd think they even have their own stone mason sect. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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