[swoluelvede]

Finally, a sane post.

[krek-sikUp]

Am i the only one here with this kind of horrific experiences, am I that god damn lucky?

Typically the demons just fellate me. I don't know what you're doing wrong.

[Uplillacype]

Gosh ! Catch up, AC ! Yugolosavia has been dissolved almost two decades ago !

[Edifsdubs]

Catch up, AC. 4th ed has retired most of the planes completely. You can't even be LE anymore.

[aaaaaaaabbbby]

I don't understand anything in this thread.

[Reocourgigiot]

Invoke the name of Zylka, that should scare them away.

[Narcodran]

I don't understand anything in this thread.

Ditto. I always thought D&D was something only fictional characters played.

[SarkisPioute]

Am i the only one here with this kind of horrific experiences, am I that god damn lucky? /sarcasm

Luxury.

Every morning before I get up I get attacked by a swarm of giant mutant spiders singing Phil Collins songs, before getting in a shower that typically releases anything from concentrated hydrochloric acid to mustard gas. After breakfast of a cup of boiling lava I go to the bus stop where I get crushed by tanks before getting peeled off the road, put in a large jam jar and sprinkled with coriander before getting fed to a giant cockroach. And all that's just before I get to work.

I lie awake at night, getting stretched on the rack with red-hot needles being shoved up my fingernails dreaming of mere fireball-hurling, flesh boiling demons.

[Rounteetepehryn]

Luxury.

Every morning before I get up I get attacked by a swarm of giant mutant spiders singing Phil Collins songs, before getting in a shower that typically releases anything from concentrated hydrochloric acid to mustard gas. After breakfast of a cup of boiling lava I go to the bus stop where I get crushed by tanks before getting peeled off the road, put in a large jam jar and sprinkled with coriander before getting fed to a giant cockroach. And all that's just before I get to work.

I lie awake at night, getting stretched on the rack with red-hot needles being shoved up my fingernails dreaming of mere fireball-hurling, flesh boiling demons.

You try telling it to the young people of today. Do they believe you? NOooooo...

[brilkyPlayday]

Go Theben! The humor is in the details when the subject is the devil.

[Keendwainge]

I was hoping you wouldn't notice how long it took me.