Best way to kill yourself
 

Buckshot blast straight up through jaw into brain. If you put the barrel in your mouth it's hard to get the proper angle. Plus it's sorta gay to have your final act be sucking on a gun.

What goes horribly wrong? The barrel in mouth way? Yeah, it tends to make the bullet tear out the back of your neck. Can pretty easily leave you paralyzed. You need to hit the brain.

Barrel in mouth:

It can also blow off your nose if you angle it too far towards vertical.

Originally posted by EPW
It can also blow off your nose if you angle it too far towards vertical. I think that happens less often. I imagine most people have a better idea of where their sinus cavities are than where their brain is.

Also what about constructing a guillotine set on a timer, lying down and taking heavy medication to knock you out? I really can't see how that could go wrong or be painful.

Come to Port Moresby and on a Friday night I'll drop you off at 9 Mile.

It won't be quick or painless - but the end result is guaranteed.

Originally posted by BlackCat
Entering an Israeli checkpoint wearing a bomb belt and displaying it - that should do it. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...milies/nod.gif That gives me an idea, stealing and detonating a nuke may be the most painless and grand way of committing suicide.


I imagine it would be hard for any other attention wh0re to top you. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

Originally posted by Heraclitus


Yes that is precisely what I meant. The problem is that you only get one shot at it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiple_gunshot_suicide

as many as eight percent (8%) (nearly one in every twelve) of suicides by firearm involve multiple gunshots

Dedication http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

wear a bomb belt and get on London tube, display it... they'll kill someone else and you will go back home to rethink whether dying is really what you want to do http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

Originally posted by EPW
Drug overdose seems like the best method to me. Or Asphyxia. Drug overdoses hardly ever work. 1.5% success rate. That's just pathetic.

Firearm attempts have an 82.5% success rate. Now that's effective. http://www.discussworldissues.com/im...ons/icon14.gif

pills

Snoo snoo.

Throw yourself in front of a train.

Here every week I have to suffer train delays because of people who commit suicide that way.

It is not a good way to kill yourself if you don't want to bother other people.

How are you going to commit suicide and not bother people?

Jump into an incinerator. Leave a note saying that you're going backpacking through South America and not to wait for you.

Only MrFun could take a thread about suicide and make it depressing.

And thank you guys, for your understanding of how I feel about this thread.

You gays have no sense of humor. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/neeschud.gif

Originally posted by SlowwHand




Two wackos. Thanks for undestanding, SlowwHand.

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


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Didn't you read what I wrote? Pills only have a 1.5% success rate. Another good point for that method! http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...es/biggrin.gif

And **** no...do you think I read all the comments before jumping in?
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