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**Flirigor** · 10-03-2008, 01:24 AM

You are a strange person.

**diseeKeythilt** · 10-03-2008, 01:34 AM

Originally posted by Wiglaf
This is a long story -- being the nice person that I am, I have offered to take in a transient female who is attractive and let her sleep near where I sleep while she finds a bus company that will hire her, though secretly I think she aspires to be a metro train operator.

You mean your whore won't leave?

**tarmpriopay** · 10-03-2008, 01:37 AM

Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

**Moupponge** · 10-03-2008, 01:49 AM

k

**estelle** · 10-03-2008, 01:58 AM

Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

**ImmitsRom** · 10-03-2008, 02:02 AM

Every time she snores, wake her up and say "hey, would you stop farting please? Your ass is stinking this place up so bad I actually feel like vomiting". Do this every single time, until she starts to wear butt plugs, or goes to an ass doctor. It won't stop her snoring, but at least it'll give her bigger problems, mentally.

**j2Y6Ysmb** · 10-03-2008, 03:34 AM

Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

**squicscor** · 10-03-2008, 03:48 AM

Originally posted by snoopy369
Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing. As snoopy demonstrated, content is important too.

**Fekliopas** · 10-03-2008, 09:23 PM

Well that or her tongue cuts the air, in which case she should have one of them mouth pieces. They actually are great for people who have that tongue problem, because it gives them tons more energy, as in they don't go deprived of oxygen in their sleep. As a result they sleep like babies and have more energy when they wake up.

Either case, she should have it checked out. Because there are great health benefits to her easily available that greatly improve the quality of her life. And yours as well.

**FreeOEMcheapestPHOTOSHOP** · 10-03-2008, 10:16 PM

Bit late on that one, Lorizael. 85% of comedy is the timing. The other 12% is timing.

**Brewpralgar** · 10-03-2008, 10:20 PM

UR A JOKE

AND A GAY TW4T

**fissasste** · 10-03-2008, 10:45 PM

Get them sleep strips, band-aid things... they work for me

**juidizHusw** · 10-03-2008, 11:06 PM

Better yet, fap on her pillow with her knowledge.

**Grizli** · 10-04-2008, 12:15 AM

You should still fap on her pillow.

**Verger99** · 10-04-2008, 12:18 AM

dp

**Sandra_18X** · 10-04-2008, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by Darius871
dp Would she even be interested in that?

**grubnismarl** · 10-04-2008, 12:33 AM

SHES GONE!!

SHES GONE!!

:

:B:

I had a friend of mine remove her while I was gone to day.

**lymnCymment** · 10-04-2008, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by snoopy369
remove her with prejudice? or with extreme prejudice?

**ElectraDupu** · 10-04-2008, 01:00 AM

The friend was smart enough to fap on the pillow

**stunnyravytal** · 10-04-2008, 01:21 AM

This site's even got a fap button.

10-03-2008, 01:24 AM	#1
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10-03-2008, 01:34 AM	#2
diseeKeythilt Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 497 Senior Member	Originally posted by Wiglaf This is a long story -- being the nice person that I am, I have offered to take in a transient female who is attractive and let her sleep near where I sleep while she finds a bus company that will hire her, though secretly I think she aspires to be a metro train operator. You mean your whore won't leave? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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tarmpriopay Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 728 Senior Member	Originally posted by Lorizael Penis -> mouth Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2008, 01:58 AM	#5
estelle Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	Originally posted by Lorizael Penis -> mouth While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2008, 02:02 AM	#6
ImmitsRom Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 607 Senior Member	Every time she snores, wake her up and say "hey, would you stop farting please? Your ass is stinking this place up so bad I actually feel like vomiting". Do this every single time, until she starts to wear butt plugs, or goes to an ass doctor. It won't stop her snoring, but at least it'll give her bigger problems, mentally. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2008, 03:34 AM	#7
j2Y6Ysmb Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 398 Senior Member	Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic. 90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2008, 03:48 AM	#8
squicscor Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 402 Senior Member	Originally posted by snoopy369 Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic. 90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing. As snoopy demonstrated, content is important too. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2008, 09:23 PM	#9
Fekliopas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 331 Senior Member	Well that or her tongue cuts the air, in which case she should have one of them mouth pieces. They actually are great for people who have that tongue problem, because it gives them tons more energy, as in they don't go deprived of oxygen in their sleep. As a result they sleep like babies and have more energy when they wake up. Either case, she should have it checked out. Because there are great health benefits to her easily available that greatly improve the quality of her life. And yours as well. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-03-2008, 10:16 PM	#10
FreeOEMcheapestPHOTOSHOP Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Bit late on that one, Lorizael. 85% of comedy is the timing. The other 12% is timing. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Brewpralgar Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 478 Senior Member	UR A JOKE AND A GAY TW4T Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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fissasste Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 494 Senior Member	Get them sleep strips, band-aid things... they work for me Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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juidizHusw Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 328 Senior Member	Better yet, fap on her pillow with her knowledge. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Grizli Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 451 Senior Member	You should still fap on her pillow. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-04-2008, 12:21 AM	#16
Sandra_18X Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 456 Senior Member	Originally posted by Darius871 dp Would she even be interested in that? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-04-2008, 12:33 AM	#17
grubnismarl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 507 Senior Member	SHES GONE!! SHES GONE!! : :B: I had a friend of mine remove her while I was gone to day. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-04-2008, 12:51 AM	#18
lymnCymment Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	Originally posted by snoopy369 remove her with prejudice? or with extreme prejudice? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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10-04-2008, 01:00 AM	#19
ElectraDupu Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 428 Senior Member	The friend was smart enough to fap on the pillow Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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stunnyravytal Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 592 Senior Member	This site's even got a fap button. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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