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Originally posted by Lorizael
I'm right-handed and I believe I lean left. Probably means I'm gay. I wouldn't say that necessarily. If you farted as loudly as you could and it came out as a weak little "pff" then maybe you might be. We should ask somebody who's gay, to make sure.

[BreeveKambmak]

I do pretty equal portions of left, right, and 'let out a loud one'.

JM

[Jifyicyfuhpop]

Alinestra you and Spec are of one mind when it comes to thinking up thread topics.

[Crazykz]

WTFp?

[feseEscaple]

I usually lean to the occupied side, so the fart causes the least inconvenience to the others. If no one is around, I prefer a thunderclap.

[ElenaEvgeevnaa]

Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me !

[v74ClzKY]

I find that on a low carb diet, I don't need to break wind.

[spacecrafty]

I'm an equal opportunity leaner. Right or Left... depending on my mood .

[ENCOSEARRALIA]

I'm ambidextrous BTW...

[BostonDoctorTTT]

Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus
how noble, I usually walk into my teenage kids rooms drop the goods and then leave making sure the door is tightly closed after me ! One time long ago, my daughter wasn't in school, and I told her watch this. I took her mom, stuffed her in the closet, and farted as I shut the door "GAS CHAMBER!"
Summer couldn't believe it, but was laughing. Not Sherry, much.
Bear in mind, she divorced me twice, so I wouldn't recommend you do this at home.

[PetraCromlich]

i've never leaned but my farts are silent. thongs ftw.

[Arkadiyas]

Originally posted by DaShi
Forward and to the left.

"Back, and to the left....back, and to the left...back, and to the left"

[Niobaralegra]

gramps

Funny you would think thongs would cause you to whistle along to well known tunes, which could either be vastly amusing or terribly embarassing.

Never worn a thong but im intrigued to find out if their is any musical effect to doing so whilst leaning left or right.

[jessyhalm]

Originally posted by ChrisiusMaximus

Never worn a thong but im intrigued to find out if their is any musical effect to doing so whilst leaning left or right.
thought tested. high pitched whistling when learning either direction.

[Qxsumehj]

Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
My gongfu teacher had a messy divorce with his exwife. She ended up taking his house and the two kids.

One night he crashed at her place on the couch in the house that he was about to lose. He woke up to find her creeping up on him to spoon with him for some break-up sex.

He let her get into the couch with him and then lifted his leg and let rip the biggest, baddest, smelliest fart known to mankind. She buggered off in good time
Good for him.

[ApporpSothe]

I've found a good way to disguise the lean, when you're doing the one cheek sneak. It's especially good if you're sitting at a table with books around you. When you feel the pressure building, you lean over to flip through the book, allowing the sneak to work. Nobody will think you're doing anything else except trying to read the book.

Rustle the pages to disguise any sounds.