[WapSaibian]

I don't care to drink a whole assload of beer. 3 beers is more then enough for perfs.

[budumol]

8 beers without a pee? Wow.

I won't comment on how I'd do in such a scenario - except to say that I wouldn't enter myself into the bladder-olympics.

What are you doing in our time-zone, btw Spec? Shouldn't you be in Norfamurica?

[yovbQVpD]

I'm so tough you only want to make love to me. But I say to you, "not possible". Sorry.

[StizePypemype]

My bladder is huge. In college, teh dorm where I lived one year had co-ed bathrooms, and I came back from getting drunk, and started taking a piss, and then this chick came in and started brushing her teeth, and she was done before I was, and she was weirded out.

[Lypepuddyu]

Originally posted by LordShiva
My bladder is huge. In college, teh dorm where I lived one year had co-ed bathrooms, and I came back from getting drunk, and started taking a piss, and then this chick came in and started brushing her teeth, and she was done before I was, and she was weirded out. I'm sometimes required to drive long distances for work. When I arrive there (or home) there can be a lengthy unloading. Similar to the Austin Powers bit...

When I am around toilet facilities I have a bladder the size of an acorn. Go figure.

[Caunnysup]

Originally posted by Pekka
Spec, good stuff. Learning is good. I'm also a great nude dancer. I call BS until I see Vids!!


Spec.

[costamarianavia]

The difference is that I can get it showing on Youtube as art instead of "must be 18...". Because it's art, not porn. I'd dance to violins, too. Violins and piano.

I'd start it with my backside faced on the camera, as Bach's Toccata starts. My butt cheeks would wiggle with the melody in perfect harmony first. Wiggle, as in butt muscles crunched. It is dark, but my body is like a bronze statue that channels Bach with it's busom of life.

Then, the dark would turn into spring yellow, and Vivaldi's Spring plays. I'd turn around, with leaf covering me genitalia (this is going to change!) and going from left to right, just pacing myself a little and doing the Da Vinci man positions. Science, music, body, art, brilliance.

Yellow, yellow, turns into orange, fruitful days are going to turn into HEAVEN.

HAAAALLELUJAH, HAALLLELUJAH as Handel would put it, screaming from the top of the mountains with heavenly orchestra, as the leaf flies, the LEAF FLIES! THERE IT IS! 100% male art. Halleluujah!!!! Halle halle .. hale.. halleee... halleluujah!

But heaven must turn into daily life. But daily life can be joyful as well, so everything turns into blue, life blue, white and blue together like the sky and the clowds. Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik recognizes me and starts playing as a response to my glorious nudity. I get more playful in my dance, I do all kinds of wiggly moves.

And for the uplifting end, it's the marriage of Figaro, as it's completely white, I'll be rolling, just rolling everywhere with my places totally exposed at all times in all kinds of artsy ways. Fade to black. THe end.

THis is no porn, if you put some kind of age limit to this, you are being a nazi bastard and art hating CRIMINAL!

[ZAtlLVos]

You're right, but that's not art in the sense where my classical nude display would be. I guess you could argue that yours is more art, but hey, I don't want to argue that. if you think so, good for you. I support your art in the sense that I hope you make your dreams come true.

[BodoidearoLew]

Good idea for a pub! I'd just bring one of my non-drinking friends along and let them get me beers for as long as they can last. I've a minute bladder that needs to go if I walk outside on a humid day and breath in...

[AffipgyncDync]

good bar for me. I rarely drink more than 3 or 4 beers. Though usually after #2 I'm ready for the bathroom.

I know the Boston bar here in Vegas had a similar thing on wedneday nights I believe it was.

[libertiespana]

mml? is that some new type of metric system measurement? what is that in real man units?

[Optosypoeds]

Indeed I did. Sorry Dis.

Spec.

[TEFSADDERFISA]

Originally posted by Pekka
The difference is that I can get it showing on Youtube as art instead of "must be 18...". Because it's art, not porn. I'd dance to violins, too. Violins and piano.

I'd start it with my backside faced on the camera, as Bach's Toccata starts. My butt cheeks would wiggle with the melody... Too. Much. Information.

It was like a bad accident scene. I couldn't stop reading.

[GECEDEANY]

I know I shouldn't ask but, the Title would be?

[mincbiori]

or Arte Perpekka perhaps?

[arerrurrY]

Originally posted by Wezil


or Arte Perpekka perhaps? Arte Perfecta?

[CGH1KZzy]

Let us know when you post the masterpiece at YouTube.

[Kneeniasy]

dude, it's art. It belongs in an art museum or exhibition. It's native original name is Man Ass.

[CsFLhGNp]

I have considerable bladder capacity, but I prefer not to drink the horse-piss people call "beer."

[Cyclicymn]

What's the bar ?