[maysubers]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

[JohnfAclambrJA]

ROFLMAO!!! he's about to get his ass handed to him! I'd be trying to hide too!

That'd be so arkward.

[chzvacmyye]

Good one. Maybe I should think about a different major, so that I can keep up with my daugther's possible future dates.

[carfAball]

here's one i hope i can remember it:

a little old woman was on her death bed. there were two boxes hid in her closet that she told her husband to fetch. the first one he opened had 98,000 dollars in it. he just couldn't believe that she had that much money saved up. she then told him to open up the other. in it was one little doll. he asked her "where did this doll come from?" she then said "well every time you made me mad i made a doll . he then said "well dear i guess i never really made you that mad since there's only one doll in here". she said "oh no that's the only one left, i sold the rest." (kinda corny but cute!)