I bloody hate mini roundabouts!
 

Our American cousins luckily won't know what I'm talking about but I hate the ******* things. Nearly bent my car on someone else's today as the sign for it was hidden behind a tree and they have taken the markings away for painting. That and I was checking out some girl that looked like Pixie Lott's even fitter sister on the other side of the road.

As an aside, wouldn't it be great if Satellite Navigation systems had live hottie's updates as well as live traffic updates?

Isn't it therefore an unmarked 3 or 4 way junction?

Technically yes, but the markings left made it look like a main road with two side roads. I could have been concentrating more lol.

At least you got a good look at some bird.

Exactly! Things always work out for the best! I know you were being sarcastic.

So, you almost had an accident because you weren't paying attention to where you were driving and it's someone else's fault? I see.

You mean those goddamned things where you want to go left but have to drive round to the right in a circle to get there? I freaking hate those. We now have 2 in my small Colorado town.

edit: Thanks Europe!

Says the man who can't drive. I'm sure you'd be an exemplary driver Bungle.

Not least that there was an element of jibe aimed at himself in the original post.

Incorrect. He almost had an accident because some ****tards in all their wisdom took away the markings for painting.

edit : haha seriously? You can't drive Bungle? What's the reason for your existence then.

LOL, to be honest I would have been much more on the ball if I wasn't looking at women.

And that has exactly what to do with anything?

A mini roundabout isn't suddenly going to appear out of thin air! It's usually pretty obvious when you're coming up to one.....if you're paying attention.

edit : haha seriously? You can't drive Bungle? What's the reason for your existence then. What's the reason for yours?

Comedy is just way too much for your little head isn't it [rofl]

Which part of "they removed all the markings" threw you? Honestly, I swear you need a bigger monitor!

Did something like that as a kid on my bike - didn't notice the traffic had stopped and ran into the car in front and fell off - girl looked like she nearly wet herself laughing, just as yours probably did http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/blush1.gif.
I take it that this was a strange bit of road, 'cause if it was known to you, you'd no excuses [rofl].

All the mini roundabouts I've ever come across have a little round thing in the middle of the road so it's pretty obvious there's one there.

What it has to do with is that you have no experience of driving a car on the road and therefore haven't ever been distracted whilst driving. I could say DM has been an idiot for not paying attention to the road, but I would be a hypocrite because I know myself that I have been distracted by people/object/other road users, as has every other person on the road \t some time or another.

I was born to be an excellent driver, stop deflecting now and tell me.

If he crashed into another car or a concrete wall he could always blame the ****tards who removed the markings and deny the fact that he was actually looking at some very attractive ass.

That's the point you bloody pedestrian! They removed all the markings. I should have said road markings, but I'm sure 99.9999999999999% of people knew what I meant.

I'm usually very observant and can manage to do Mirror, Signal, Hottie, Manoeuvre in the correct order but this one was just too much for me.

I like to think we didn't crash because the other driver was equally distracted and forgot to turn http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...s/excited1.gif

What like Bright Orange cables laying on Green grass?