[lakraboob]

Get him back. Give him a reminder of what will happen if he Even thinks about taking your food again.


Put some food in there that says " for *the guys name*" but what he won't know is it will have enough exlax for 3 people in it. [thumbup]

This [yes]

[Equackasous]

Couldn't understand what was written, had to use google translate. Hope this helps others.

Him: Was that you're sausage roll in the fridge?
Me: Yeh
Him: I've just ate it
Me: You what?
Him: I didn't think you wanted it
Me: So you stole it?
Him: I thought you were going to throw it out
Me: So that gives you the right to take it then?
Him: I'm sorry (in a you're over-reacting tone)
Me: It's not good enough, you can't just take things that aren't yours. Now I can't leave things in the fridge in case you decide to steal it.
Him: I'm not going to steal things (in an incredulous tone)
Me: You just told this whole office you did

[Beedcardabeme]

well you know what to do..


Rim all of your food [yes]

[Dstyeglm]

A lad I work with just came into my office and the conversation went like this:

Him: Was that you're sausage roll in the fridge?
Me: Yeh
Him: I've just had it
Me: You what?
Him: I didn't think you wanted it
Me: So you nicked it?
Him: I thought you were going to throw it
Me: So that gives you the right to take it then?
Him: I'm sorry (in a you're over-reacting tone)
Me: It's not good enough, you can't just take things that aren't yours. Now I can't leave things in the fridge in case you pinch them
Him: I'm not going to steal things (in an incredulous tone)
Me: You just told this whole office you did

I dropped it at this point, although I felt like reporting him to his line manager I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He's one of those people who thinks he can get away with doing bad things as long as he puts on a cheeky smile straight after and tells you he's done it.

[olivelappers]

Bit of an over-reaction, but really, who eats stuff out of a fridge that's not theirs?

[WaydayFep]

I don't think you over-reacted at all!

I would hate to share a fridge with an office full of people.

If it was me I would have my own fridge in my office and make sure it has a good lock [help]

[xpllmr]

Just make him buy you another one. I've have drop-kicked his ass.

If he didn't think you wanted it then;
A, Why would you have put it in the fridge?
B, Why did he tell you?

[Dstyeglm]

I don't think you over-reacted at all!

I would hate to share a fridge with an office full of people.

If it was me I would have my own fridge in my office and make sure it has a good lock [help]

I've got a coca-cola mini-fridge in my office but it's got a glass door so it looks really grim if it's piled up with food bags.

Ah well, I've said my piece and don't hold grudges so no point carrying it on for ages.

[cxddfrxc]

This is when you make a batch of cupcakes with earth worms in them and place in office fridge...

[wmhardware]

Once I took a pre pack bacon and egg sandwich into work and left it in the fridge, its not something I have very often so was looking forward to eating it...some **** ate it for their breakfast. Found out who it was and told them to go buy a replacement before my lunch otherwise I had nothing to eat.

They wouldnt do it until they had lunch, which was at the same time as me, so I claimed it was a massive inconvenicance for me, so I would have to return the gesture until I got my sandwich....I set their PC to reboot every 10mins, force closing everything they had running until the replacement was on my desk.

They took an early lunch

Did you over- react? No, infact you should have done more tbh.

Yes, I did get bollocked for doing that. Was worth it however.

[bubborn]

Steal his food.
You've put your point over, if the tealeaf steals again, let him think he got away with it and when you're alone, hit him as hard as you can in the stomach, muttering you don't like thieves.

We had a problem when I was in a dorm type living quarters (separate rooms, common living areas), we solved it with a mixture of strong laxitives and diuretics - it worked very well and, boy, did that thieving turd regret it

[Dilangfh]

Did the sausage roll have a 'moist maker' inside?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziQrW-dOGWc

[TyncTyncSah]

Yes, I did get bollocked for doing that. Was worth it however.

Does this mean you got fired?

[wmhardware]

Does this mean you got fired?

Nah, just got told stop being an arse.

[TyncTyncSah]

Nah, just got told stop being an arse.

Ah thanks. Very cool I bet it was extremely satisfying.

[xpllmr]

You need to plant some booby-trapped food and wait for the fireworks.

[baronaaba]

Go get yourself some maggots.
Get yourself the most tastiest looking sausage and egg sandwich or whatever his favourite food is.
Get a hidden camera and watch him steal and eat it.
Make subtle hints next time you see him.

[unfolaReemoma]

Laxative laced cookies time!

[AlbrtJhnsqw]

Laxative laced cookies time!

THIS, don't do the maggot or worm thing, laxatives would be ace, get the fast working one too and watch the result LIVE!

and no, definitely not an over-reaction, I'd say you were extremely polite depending on what office you work in

[SinyugiN]

But seriously, what kind of morally deprived little smeg just eats something in a work's fridge when they know it's not theirs?

If anything I think you were too lenient. Should have made him write an email to the whole department stating that he was a Sausage Smuggler.