[HawksBurnDown]

This is my favorite:
A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she’d been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the “do not disturb” sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/pi...s.html?image=1

[Lapsiks]

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home." [rofl] Jesus.............

[TessUnsonia]

No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled
WTF?

[bp9QxekG]

"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

Must have been Blondes. [rofl]

[Frjrbefd]

"We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake." Quality.

I have some of some of those too. They look great with my genuine relox watch which cost me a tenner in Thailand.

[creewespock]

We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".

I try and tell myself that these have gotta be made up, no one can be this stupid, but then I go outside and realise it's like an epidemic and is spreading far to quickly.