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Old 10-16-2007, 10:22 PM   #1
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Default Horror writer serves up girlfriend for dinner.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...288529,00.html

"Meat found on a plate, fork and frying pan in the apartment of an aspiring horror writer was human, forensic experts have confirmed."
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Old 10-16-2007, 10:27 PM   #2
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Some fava beans and a nice chianti would go well with that...
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:21 PM   #3
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You know iīve always wondered what human meat tastes like,..
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:25 PM   #4
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You know iīve always wondered what human meat tastes like,..
Pork.. hence longpig used as a term for human flesh.
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:30 PM   #5
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Pork.. hence longpig used as a term for human flesh.
Hmm i would have almost betted on chicken,..
Kinda everything exotic tastes like chicken
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:34 PM   #6
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I eat my girlfriend all the time! I don't see what the big fuss is!

... i guess I haven't tried lime though



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Old 10-16-2007, 11:35 PM   #7
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Yes it tastes like pork, but slightly sweeter. Although I have no idea why he went for the forearm, that's the least tender part...
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:37 PM   #8
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I eat my girlfriend all the time! I don't see what the big fuss is!

... i guess I haven't tried lime though



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But, imo that really does taste like chicken (soup)
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:54 PM   #9
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But, imo that really does taste like chicken (soup)
You mean fish soup......
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Old 10-16-2007, 11:57 PM   #10
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But, imo that really does taste like chicken (soup)
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Old 10-17-2007, 12:02 AM   #11
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You mean fish soup......
O.o

I throw in a vote for chicken soup.
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Old 10-17-2007, 12:08 AM   #12
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But, imo that really does taste like chicken (soup)
You mean fish soup......
Stereotype is fish as far as im aware.
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Old 10-17-2007, 12:32 AM   #13
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Stereotype is fish as far as im aware.
Probably depends on what they've had for dinner.
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Old 10-17-2007, 12:34 AM   #14
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Smells fish, tastes chicken
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Old 10-17-2007, 02:01 AM   #15
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Smells fish, tastes chicken
Thatīs pretty much spot on,..
although my lady doesnīt really smell like fish down their at all.
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:43 AM   #16
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You guys will never know the pain I went through to make your lives fish free Scarred me inside!
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Old 10-17-2007, 04:59 AM   #17
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Smells fish, tastes chicken
Maybe you just need to up your standards,there really shouldn't be much of a smell or taste if she's clean.
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:07 AM   #18
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You guys will never know the pain I went through to make your lives fish free Scarred me inside!
Did you not have that story about a gay man who complained about his privates itching? And when you inspected him he still had some fudge from the week before and that was the cause of his rash?

Scarred me for life....

Anyway i read the title as "Horrorwood serves up..."

Ehh i don't know about you guys.... but chicken soup is the right flavor... when you smell/taste fish... somethings up.... although I've heard asian chicks taste like fish :P I have not had the chance to confirm that one :P oddly enough I love asian girls the most !
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Old 10-17-2007, 02:33 PM   #19
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Did you not have that story about a gay man who complained about his privates itching? And when you inspected him he still had some fudge from the week before and that was the cause of his rash?

Scarred me for life....

Anyway i read the title as "Horrorwood serves up..."

Ehh i don't know about you guys.... but chicken soup is the right flavor... when you smell/taste fish... somethings up.... although I've heard asian chicks taste like fish :P I have not had the chance to confirm that one :P oddly enough I love asian girls the most !
It's going to largely depend on her diet, the same goes for man diet.

As for washing - too much is a bad thing as well, but for other reasons.
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Old 10-17-2007, 09:15 PM   #20
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Smells fish, tastes chicken
If your chick smells like fish there may be some underlying problems she might want to get checked out.
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