Apple Introduce New Laptop With No Keyboard
 

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8gb $2,599
40gb $9,960

LOL took 45 minutes to write an email. http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...lies/smile.png

Well since there is an app for everything, I assume they'll be making an meatspin game?

Apple sucks. What a horrible idea.

I genuinely expected to find this had been "announced" yesterday, but apparently not.

Wow, It looks great but typing would be so painful.

Seems like a stupid idea to me.

Do some people not realise this is a joke?

Having actually now watched it, it's clear within seconds when the logo for the Onion appears.

Apple are too awesome to make something as craptastic as that.

The iPod Shuffle says hello.

The shuffle is for poor people.

Poor people = poor(ish) product http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.png

The price is irrelevent. Apple took one annoying device (the iPod. Sorry, I'm just not wanky enough) and brainkilled it to make it outright terrible.

To be serious for a second, I do understand that the shuffle is crap and a waste of space. However, I'm slightly befuddled at calling the Ipod annoying, I think the touch that I own is one of the neatest pieces of technology around atm.

As for wanky..... Spoiler: I need two hands to operate my touch http://www.discussworldissues.com/fo...ies/tongue.png

Quite the funny story, but I can't believe people's common sense mechanism didn't kick in when he said "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" or the battery lasting a "FULL 19 minutes!"

Danny needs to get me a facepalm smiley.

The iPod is annoying because the radial dial navigation thing is an implementation of style over function. And if the thing I have to do to use it's basic function annoys me then I don't want it.

Fair enough.

I had no idea Senior Product Innovator was even a real title. Slap it into Google and, aside of the first hit, all other links are pointing to Gilman, XD. They should just replace the wheel with like... a touchscreen or something. That way, it'd be cool to watch all the keys change when you switch the languages and whatnot, like seeing your qwert turn into kanji like magic. ooooooooo, :P