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**Quigoxito** · 04-01-2009, 06:57 AM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA&feature=dir"]YouTube - Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard[/ame]

8gb $2,599
40gb $9,960

**PekHyvac** · 04-01-2009, 07:03 AM

LOL took 45 minutes to write an email.

**Pataacculako** · 04-01-2009, 07:08 AM

Well since there is an app for everything, I assume they'll be making an meatspin game?

**TimoDassss** · 04-02-2009, 02:43 PM

Apple sucks. What a horrible idea.

**Yb4bulVR** · 04-02-2009, 02:56 PM

I genuinely expected to find this had been "announced" yesterday, but apparently not.

**Konidurase** · 04-02-2009, 03:16 PM

Wow, It looks great but typing would be so painful.

Seems like a stupid idea to me.

**__CVineXPharm__** · 04-02-2009, 05:52 PM

Do some people not realise this is a joke?

**nebrarlepleme** · 04-02-2009, 05:59 PM

Do some people not realise this is a joke?

Having actually now watched it, it's clear within seconds when the logo for the Onion appears.

**rolex-buy** · 04-02-2009, 06:22 PM

Apple are too awesome to make something as craptastic as that.

**XzBZB2UV** · 04-02-2009, 06:30 PM

Apple are too awesome to make something as craptastic as that.

The iPod Shuffle says hello.

**PersonalLoansBank** · 04-02-2009, 06:33 PM

The shuffle is for poor people.

Poor people = poor(ish) product

**attanilifardy** · 04-02-2009, 06:37 PM

The price is irrelevent. Apple took one annoying device (the iPod. Sorry, I'm just not wanky enough) and brainkilled it to make it outright terrible.

**YpciJQdo** · 04-02-2009, 06:45 PM

To be serious for a second, I do understand that the shuffle is crap and a waste of space. However, I'm slightly befuddled at calling the Ipod annoying, I think the touch that I own is one of the neatest pieces of technology around atm.

As for wanky..... Spoiler: I need two hands to operate my touch

**priordine** · 04-02-2009, 06:46 PM

Quite the funny story, but I can't believe people's common sense mechanism didn't kick in when he said "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" or the battery lasting a "FULL 19 minutes!"

Danny needs to get me a facepalm smiley.

**occafeVes** · 04-02-2009, 08:49 PM

To be serious for a second, I do understand that the shuffle is crap and a waste of space. However, I'm slightly befuddled at calling the Ipod annoying, I think the touch that I own is one of the neatest pieces of technology around atm.

As for wanky..... Spoiler: I need two hands to operate my touch

The iPod is annoying because the radial dial navigation thing is an implementation of style over function. And if the thing I have to do to use it's basic function annoys me then I don't want it.

**kiosokkn** · 04-02-2009, 08:50 PM

Fair enough.

**andrekuper** · 04-03-2009, 07:18 AM

I had no idea Senior Product Innovator was even a real title. Slap it into Google and, aside of the first hit, all other links are pointing to Gilman, XD. They should just replace the wheel with like... a touchscreen or something. That way, it'd be cool to watch all the keys change when you switch the languages and whatnot, like seeing your qwert turn into kanji like magic. ooooooooo, :P

04-01-2009, 06:57 AM	#1
Quigoxito Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	Apple Introduce New Laptop With No Keyboard [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA&feature=dir"]YouTube - Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard[/ame] 8gb $2,599 40gb $9,960 Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-01-2009, 07:03 AM	#2
PekHyvac Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 500 Senior Member	LOL took 45 minutes to write an email. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-01-2009, 07:08 AM	#3
Pataacculako Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 371 Senior Member	Well since there is an app for everything, I assume they'll be making an meatspin game? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 02:43 PM	#4
TimoDassss Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 431 Senior Member	Apple sucks. What a horrible idea. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Yb4bulVR Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 549 Senior Member	I genuinely expected to find this had been "announced" yesterday, but apparently not. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 03:16 PM	#6
Konidurase Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 412 Senior Member	Wow, It looks great but typing would be so painful. Seems like a stupid idea to me. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 05:52 PM	#7
__CVineXPharm__ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 406 Senior Member	Do some people not realise this is a joke? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 05:59 PM	#8
nebrarlepleme Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 549 Senior Member	Do some people not realise this is a joke? Having actually now watched it, it's clear within seconds when the logo for the Onion appears. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 06:22 PM	#9
rolex-buy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	Apple are too awesome to make something as craptastic as that. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 06:30 PM	#10
XzBZB2UV Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 420 Senior Member	Apple are too awesome to make something as craptastic as that. The iPod Shuffle says hello. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 06:33 PM	#11
PersonalLoansBank Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 407 Senior Member	The shuffle is for poor people. Poor people = poor(ish) product Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 06:37 PM	#12
attanilifardy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 505 Senior Member	The price is irrelevent. Apple took one annoying device (the iPod. Sorry, I'm just not wanky enough) and brainkilled it to make it outright terrible. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 06:45 PM	#13
YpciJQdo Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 395 Senior Member	To be serious for a second, I do understand that the shuffle is crap and a waste of space. However, I'm slightly befuddled at calling the Ipod annoying, I think the touch that I own is one of the neatest pieces of technology around atm. As for wanky..... Spoiler: I need two hands to operate my touch Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 06:46 PM	#14
priordine Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 346 Senior Member	Quite the funny story, but I can't believe people's common sense mechanism didn't kick in when he said "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away" or the battery lasting a "FULL 19 minutes!" Danny needs to get me a facepalm smiley. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-02-2009, 08:49 PM	#15
occafeVes Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 454 Senior Member	To be serious for a second, I do understand that the shuffle is crap and a waste of space. However, I'm slightly befuddled at calling the Ipod annoying, I think the touch that I own is one of the neatest pieces of technology around atm. As for wanky..... Spoiler: I need two hands to operate my touch The iPod is annoying because the radial dial navigation thing is an implementation of style over function. And if the thing I have to do to use it's basic function annoys me then I don't want it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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kiosokkn Join Date Nov 2005 Posts 442 Senior Member	Fair enough. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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04-03-2009, 07:18 AM	#17
andrekuper Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 496 Senior Member	I had no idea Senior Product Innovator was even a real title. Slap it into Google and, aside of the first hit, all other links are pointing to Gilman, XD. They should just replace the wheel with like... a touchscreen or something. That way, it'd be cool to watch all the keys change when you switch the languages and whatnot, like seeing your qwert turn into kanji like magic. ooooooooo, :P Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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