[AngelinaTheElf]

Ben Stiller gets laid at the end of his movies.

[derinasderun]

Why is this a thread? None of you can help me. I'm like Ben Stiller in a romantic comedy

I feel strangely sympathetic to albie knowing he got his beans and franks caught in his zipper.

[Peapeuddedbaw]

Alby, check out my advice in the RIPPED WOMEN thread

[obHQNsY2]

We should start a foundation for this purpose. It's obviously a bi-centennial project, so we have to institutionalize our efforts for the long run.

[nofkayalk]

On the point of touching the girls on the arm and shoulder. If you happen to go out to eat with them either right after you meet or on a date and you have already started to make them laugh and they seem comfortable with you, then you can hold there hand hug them and etc. But's it's still tricky so tread carefully and make sure you and them are laughing and having a good time when you first do it.
You can also do little things to get physical contact which helps build a bond. For example, make a joke out of reading there palm. or play around with there hands. Honestly, Al there are so many things you can do that will get you in there.
Just so you know everything example is something that I have done more than once and has worked either all or most of the time.
One more thing, it's true what they say if a girl likes really likes you she will sleep with you. You are either changing there minds or picking the wrong girls. I have done both of these things also.

[Symnunidanimb]

One other thing I would suggest is to just ask one of the girls that you have failed on exactly what it is that you did that turned them off.

[PriernPayorse]

Pax, you don't understand. This isn't my idea to 'get laid'. That is this forum. I want a relationship.

One other thing I would suggest is to just ask one of the girls that you have failed on exactly what it is that you did that turned them off.

I've done that a few times. I've usually gotten "I'm not physically attracted to you" and stuff along the lines of what I said in the other thread. Women don't like men with my builds or height.

One said in texts:
i could tell u were lying... or trying to play it cool
that right there annoyed me
u lack confidence
i could see it in ur face
in the way u walk
in a nutshell.... ur gullible/a pushover, u lack confidence, ur 2 eager almost 2 the point where u seem desperate..... all these qualities anyone would attribute 2 a female
what heterosexual woman wants to be with a man that acts like a woman
ur really sensitive People never characterize me as lacking in confidence though. People usually think I'm confident as ****. My interaction with her was two years ago, however, and she was one of my first attempts following my breakup with the prostitute who used me for money while claiming she was a virgin.

[Stacypettlerr]

I would recommend you don't start touching/etc unless you are a 'player' or whatever.

Start off keeping your distance, move forward when she makes clear that she wants you to move forward.

If you aren't a player, don't pretend you are one.

JM

[asypecresty]

@mods: Can we start a betting pool what year Al will finally get laid?

[Vomephems]

Al, you got used so what. So did I so did everybody at one point in time. Move on. Everything I'm telling you works for a relationship as well. That text tells a lot. I have to get ready for work right now but I think that you should take every weekend with a game plan and I can see you getting a girlfriend or sex within a month. But you have too start preparing for the game now.

[MiniBoy]

z-muthafukka: I find your recent comments unhelpful and offensive. DaShi's experiments aside, there's no reason you shouldn't be rollin' in tha pussay unless your body language is writing checks your scrotum can't cash.

[ebookinfo]

You don't have to be a player to play the game...

Yeah.

But Alby is behaving in one way the opposite of how he behaves in other ways and comes across as just 'fake'.

jm

(this is at least what I think is happening)

[xtrudood]

Well it is a tricky one, no doubt. I have no social issues whatsoever and have many friends who are women. In fact the twisted irony is that I may actually be better at getting along with women than men on the whole. But somehow, this has had no bearing on my situation.

[cookiemonster]

Matt, this is my favorite subject. I would love to read your research.