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**+++Poguru+++** · 03-27-2009, 06:52 PM

I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked
14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently
7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times
1 to move the topic to the "General Discussion" section
2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the "Golf Travel" section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid
7 to post URL's where one can book tee times
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group
13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the "tee time controversy"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

**Toninvell** · 03-27-2009, 06:59 PM

That is hysterical.

**lizadax** · 03-27-2009, 07:00 PM

Great one Smalls.

**blogwado** · 03-27-2009, 08:11 PM

LOL! that was hilarious Smalls

**venediene** · 03-27-2009, 08:35 PM

That's just about spot on. I'll repost my response in about 3 months.

**Wrencytet** · 03-28-2009, 02:45 AM

I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked

14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently

7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times

1 to move the topic to the â€œGeneral Discussionâ€ section

2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the â€œGolf Travelâ€ section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid

7 to post URL's where one can book tee times

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group

13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the â€œtee time controversyâ€

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Haha, that's great stuff there Smalls.

**Grewlybreekly** · 03-28-2009, 02:51 AM

LMAO, good one Smalls

**heltduell** · 03-28-2009, 03:05 AM

I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked

14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently

7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times

1 to move the topic to the “General Discussion” section

2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the “Golf Travel” section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid

7 to post URL's where one can book tee times

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group

13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the “tee time controversy”

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

That is hysterical.

Great one Smalls.

LOL! that was hilarious Smalls

That's just about spot on. I'll repost my response in about 3 months.

Haha, that's great stuff there Smalls.

LMAO, good one Smalls

Me too.

**zdoppiklonikaa** · 03-28-2009, 04:43 AM

Is this an exercise in how many multiposts we can string together?

**Oppofeescom** · 03-28-2009, 04:44 AM

Is this an exercise in how many multiposts we can string together?

Yes, and you failed.

**Grewlybreekly** · 03-28-2009, 04:45 AM

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times Your turn is coming Claire, just wait for somebody to make a grammatical error. Just keep checking back, it's bound to happen.

**zdoppiklonikaa** · 03-28-2009, 04:52 AM

Yes, and you failed.

Your turn is coming Claire, just wait for somebody to make a grammatical error. Just keep checking back, it's bound to happen.

But, but--I'm already a failure!

(I did think about jumping up and waving my hand at that one. Then I thought again.)

**+++Poguru+++** · 07-07-2010, 07:05 AM

I found this and had to share:

How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time?

1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked

14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently

7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times

1 to move the topic to the â€œGeneral Discussionâ€ section

2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the â€œGolf Travelâ€ section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid

7 to post URL's where one can book tee times

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group

13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the â€œtee time controversyâ€

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Well, it took longer than 6 months!

**Usendyduexy** · 07-07-2010, 07:11 AM

LOL Thats great smalls

**Trissinas** · 07-07-2010, 07:38 AM

I love that last one. It usually holds very true!

**Bridgester** · 07-07-2010, 08:15 AM

And a partridge in a pear tree……I could have waited till Christmas time to post but that would have made me the infamous “6 month lurker”

**Breeriacoirl** · 07-08-2010, 12:32 AM

Good one especially to someone new to your forum.

**DP5Ups8o** · 07-08-2010, 12:48 AM

lmao!!

**Nadin Maison** · 07-08-2010, 12:52 AM

Google it!

**23InetrySypekek** · 07-08-2010, 06:02 AM

Lol soo true.

03-27-2009, 06:52 PM	#1
+++Poguru+++ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 592 Senior Member	How many does it take? I found this and had to share: How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time? 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times 1 to move the topic to the "General Discussion" section 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the "Golf Travel" section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the "tee time controversy" 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-27-2009, 06:59 PM	#2
Toninvell Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 386 Senior Member	That is hysterical. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-27-2009, 07:00 PM	#3
lizadax Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 394 Senior Member	Great one Smalls. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-27-2009, 08:11 PM	#4
blogwado Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 526 Senior Member	LOL! that was hilarious Smalls Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-27-2009, 08:35 PM	#5
venediene Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 433 Senior Member	That's just about spot on. I'll repost my response in about 3 months. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 02:45 AM	#6
Wrencytet Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 457 Senior Member	I found this and had to share: How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time? 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times 1 to move the topic to the â€œGeneral Discussionâ€ section 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the â€œGolf Travelâ€ section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the â€œtee time controversyâ€ 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Haha, that's great stuff there Smalls. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 02:51 AM	#7
Grewlybreekly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 404 Senior Member	LMAO, good one Smalls Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 03:05 AM	#8
heltduell Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 438 Senior Member	I found this and had to share: How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time? 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times 1 to move the topic to the “General Discussion” section 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the “Golf Travel” section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the “tee time controversy” 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. That is hysterical. Great one Smalls. LOL! that was hilarious Smalls That's just about spot on. I'll repost my response in about 3 months. Haha, that's great stuff there Smalls. LMAO, good one Smalls Me too. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 04:43 AM	#9
zdoppiklonikaa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	Is this an exercise in how many multiposts we can string together? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 04:44 AM	#10
Oppofeescom Join Date Dec 2005 Posts 444 Senior Member	Is this an exercise in how many multiposts we can string together? Yes, and you failed. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 04:45 AM	#11
Grewlybreekly Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 404 Senior Member	7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times Your turn is coming Claire, just wait for somebody to make a grammatical error. Just keep checking back, it's bound to happen. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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03-28-2009, 04:52 AM	#12
zdoppiklonikaa Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 495 Senior Member	Yes, and you failed. Your turn is coming Claire, just wait for somebody to make a grammatical error. Just keep checking back, it's bound to happen. But, but--I'm already a failure! (I did think about jumping up and waving my hand at that one. Then I thought again.) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-07-2010, 07:05 AM	#13
+++Poguru+++ Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 592 Senior Member	I found this and had to share: How many golf forum members does it takes to book a tee time? 1 to book the tee time and to post that the tee time has been booked 14 to share similar experiences of booking tee times and how the tee times could have been booked differently 7 to caution about the pitfalls of booking tee times 1 to move the topic to the â€œGeneral Discussionâ€ section 2 to argue the move and then lobby to move it to the â€œGolf Travelâ€ section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about booking tee times 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue over whether it's "tee time" or "teetime" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "reservation" 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "tee time" is perfectly correct 19 to post that this forum is not about booking reservations and to please take this discussion to a hotel or vacation forum 11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use reservations (tee times) and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum 36 to debate which method of booking tee times is superior, how to get the best tee times, what tee times are best for most golfers and what tee times to avoid 7 to post URL's where one can book tee times 4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes tee times relevant to this group 13 to "quote" all posts to date, and do so in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and then add: "Me too" 5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the â€œtee time controversyâ€ 4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 13 to say "do a Google search on tee times before posting questions about tee times" 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. Well, it took longer than 6 months! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-07-2010, 07:11 AM	#14
Usendyduexy Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 660 Senior Member	LOL Thats great smalls Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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07-07-2010, 07:38 AM	#15
Trissinas Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 521 Senior Member	I love that last one. It usually holds very true! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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Breeriacoirl Join Date Oct 2005 Posts 377 Senior Member	Good one especially to someone new to your forum. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter
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