[Dr. Shon Thomson]

The place near us is hot, dirty, and smells like feet. We did it once and did not care for it. We had gift certificates that worked for the sim or the real golf course, which is also crappy. I went into the pro shop a couple weeks ago and used them to buy golf balls. Pickings were slim, but I bought a dozen Bridgestone and seven 15 packs of Noodles. Enough Noodles for Mrs. Esox to play golf for a couple weeks.

Kevin