[Scukonaher]

I save a fortune in postage by simply wrapping my letters around golf balls and whacking them to the desired destination. If it's downwind I just use my 3 wood, my equivalent of 2nd class.

I use a quote similar to that when I'm heckling a friend who's having a bad day (also posted in the golf quotes thread):

"Give it up. Just put it in an envelope and mail it to the green. It'll get there faster"