[TouccuraLar]

So whats your favorite quote of a movie.

My favorite movie would have to be Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and theres alot of good quotes in this movie.

"I just can't do it captain! I DON'T HAVE THE POWER"

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes..... just wait longer"

"I have excerise the demons"

"SattleBags!"

[TimoDassss]

Ok here are some of mine

" Ill be Back" Terminator 2

" Luke i am your Father" Star wars :The empire strikes back

" Is it a bird, Is it a plane, No its Superman" Superman (Beat UB to it )

" I will strike down on you with great Vengenance and furious anger" Pulp Fiction

[Natashasuw]

"Sometimes doing the right thing isn't doing the right thing." S.W.A.T.

"Austin, I am your father" Austin Powers and The Spy Who Shagged Me

[XinordiX]

Ok heres a few

Do you Feel Lucky Dirrty Harry

Come With me if you want to live!!! Terminator 2

[bMc8F9ZI]

Geeee i wonder if this should be in the movie forum???


Right now my personal favorite is "what in the wide wide world of sports is a goin on here? I hired yall to get some track laid, not dance around like a bunch of kansas city faggots" from Blazing Saddles...I also love "you sandbaggin son of a bitch" from Wedding Crashers..."Do they speak english in What?" among others.


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[wizardasa]

Im the Juggernaut, Bitch!

[Hdzcxqoi]

One of my favorites has to be from Donnie Darko....

Gretchen: Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something
Donnie: What makes you think I'm not?

[MortgFinsJohnQ]

Woman- "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin- "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

-As Good as it Gets

[Coededgeme]

Now you will recieve us! We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim! It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood, 'till it rains down from the skies! Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace! These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost! There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day YOU WILL REAP IT! And will send you to whatever god you wish.

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

--The Boondock Saints


A man once said death smiles upon us all. All a man can do is smile back.

--Gladiator


"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

--Trainspotting


I'm forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he offends me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That's what maintains the order of things. Fear.

I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

--Gangs of New York

[Tveabuti]

When you try to dress up as a frigid bitch try to not look so constipated-Legally Blonde

I always tell the truth even when I lie I tell the truth-Scarface

Say hello to my little friend-Scarface

[Rasklad]

"Bumble Bee Tuna!"-Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
"he lou who ah zer"-Ace Ventura
I Am The Juggernaut Bitch!

[Savviioor]

here is some

"You obvisiouly have no idea who your fucking with"- Blade 2

"You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him! And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you."-Bad Boys

We all end up dead, the question is how and why.- Braveheart

You people! If it hasn't been made into a movie, it's not worth knowing about, is that it?- Dogma

[ehib8yPc]

what about.......

"I want the truth."
"You can't handle the truth!" or something like that

[mvjvz]

"I think I was in love once."

"Really, what was her name?"

"I can't remember."

"That's not a good start, but keep going." - Anchorman

[juyrett]

I'm getting tired of this micky mouse bullshit!

Film- Leon

[kanchouska]

I remember more.


I have a 5th sense-Mean Girls

I"ll prey for your dick-The 40 year old virgin

I want him dead, I want his family dead, I want everyone dead- The Untouchables

[TZids16I]

"Oh yea, where did you get your's from...(pause)...the...toilet...store?" Anchorman

"She's a MAN Baby!" Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

This might not be from a movie, but "I'm not a praying man, but if you are up there please save me, Superman." The Simpsons

[actrisski]

"I think I was in love once."

"Really, what was her name?"

"I can't remember."

"That's not a good start, but keep going." - Anchorman

Hahaha, that's a good one. Anchorman has a bunch.

Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to have to learn to deal with it.

Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.

[MiniBoy]

lake pacid, the old lady from the golden girls says something along the lines of
"if i had a dick this is when i'd tell you to suck it"

[RorieSorNearop]

"What's diversity" "I could be wrong here, but i think diversity is an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era" im not sure if thats 100% how the quote goes, i havent seen anchorman in forever, but that was always one of my favorites from the movie.


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